Friday, March 14, 2014

Your Favorite Day!

To all our readers, we've been quiet for a while, but today is the perfect day for us to thank all the men out there who are followers of our musings.  Here's to your Best Day of the Year.
We hope you get everything you deserve on your special day.  Have Fun!
Miss Kittie

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Doggie Style

Dogging - No dogs are involved (I hope)… but the (not so new) craze of having sex in a car while complete strangers watch, and sometimes participate is spreading across the world. It has now been reported in not only England, but Australia, Barbados, Brazil, Holland, Denmark, Norway, Canada and the US. My question is, why does it need to be reported? People are just doing what they do without causing harm to anyone, so what makes it a news item?

Never heard of it? Dogging is an English slang term for “engaging in sexual acts in a public or semi-public place, or watching while others engage in sex.” Voyeurism and exhibitionism is encouraged. There may be a lone couple, a group or an entire gang bang. All in the relative safety of your closest public cark park. Usually, there are locations that are well known to ‘doggers’ – a quiet country road with a few secluded parking areas – a far cry from the old ‘behind the bike shed’ style of kissing.

The term dogging possibly originated in the early 1970’s to describe (dirty old) men who spied on unsuspecting couples having sex outdoors. It may also have come from those who would make the excuse of walking the dog to cover their spying activities. This just sounds a bit creepy and is akin to those “sand crabs” who tend to frequent naked beaches in the United States (in my experience). You suddenly look up and find a set of sandy balls touching your beach towel from the crab who crawled his way across the beach towards you to “get a closer look.” *shivers*

I’m all for public sex. And there have been times in the past when a boyfriend and I have gone to a known ‘spot’ to look for a place to, as they say in old American films, neck or make out. Before dogging was popular, we would have to find some place where there was absolutely no chance of being seen and invariably there would be a group of young boys there waiting to chase you off and stop your fun. Dogging has stopped all that. Now you can meet on the internet with a willing participant, meet up at a local known dogging spot and get it on – with as few or as many people as you want.

Now don’t get me wrong, I've enjoyed car sex, but I think my days of dogging are over. Maybe it’s me getting older, but I think I prefer swing clubs. They’re indoors, they have all the comforts of home and quite frankly, how many times can you get the gear stick in your rear before it really hurts!

Have you ever dogged? Do tell….


Thursday, January 23, 2014

Jimmy Who? ... An Orgasmic New Arrival

Wow – we’ve got exciting news and I just have to let you all know …. *Drum roll please*

We now carry the JIMMYJANE line of products!!!  And if you’ve never heard of them, you are definitely missing something.  Yes, they are a little pricey, but you definitely pay for what you get.  No doubt about it.
Search Now: JimmyJane

And although we’ve not tried it yet, the Hello Touch is the “Best Toy Ever Invented” and looks like it was “invented by Tony Stark” according to
Hello Touch
Get it Here: Hello!!

This little device turns two of your fingers into vibrators which can be used all over the body, anywhere you would normally put your fingers, inside or out.  You can put the vibration pad on any finger, any way around (front or back of the finger) and it will stay where you put it – no glue required.  You can also move them up your finger to the second knuckle and see what happens.  It’s all very space age and Ipod-esque.

Imagine getting an erotic massage while your partner is wearing these.  Totally succumb to the feelings.  Nipple play, clitoris stroking, pretty much anything will feel so good.  If you are a tactile person, these are definitely for you.  It’s also easily washed with soap and water.

But you should also try the Form 2 Waterproof vibrator.  Apparently, this is also an orgasmic little number.  Take a look now and let us know what you think.  We would love to hear your thoughts on these two, or any of the JimmyJane line, actually.

As soon as we get our first shipment, there will definitely be one going home with me….or possibly two  *wink*

Miss Kittie

Monday, January 13, 2014

It Takes Pains to be Beautiful

Shoes…. I lust after shoes… It’s my weakness and the higher the heel, the better. My most recent purchase are these little beauties….

Cute - yes, Sexy – extremely, but they sometimes really, really hurt my feet – and all in the name of fashion.

You can buy them right here:  Bombshell Pumps

As my mum would always tell me, it takes pains to be beautiful.  Which got me thinking about the extremes people go in the name of cuteness and Chinese foot binding came to mind … it has to be the most painful and probably the most dangerous/ugly fashion statement of all time.

For around 1000 years in China tiny feet were considered highly erotic and arousing to Chinese men. The resulting “lotus gait” while walking was thought by men to make the sexual anatomy “more voluptuous and sensitive.” Apparently love manuals back then detailed at least 48 different ways of fondling a woman’s bound feet. !!

While in bed, even while totally naked, women would wear tiny little slippers to conceal their deformed feet. A bit like present day women wearing erotic lingerie to add a little intrigue and look well, HOT - but usually not to hide a deformity! And what a deformity it was, just take a look at this and tell me it's sexy:

Now I’m not a great fan of feet, but I know there are those out there who do have a foot fetish, or podophilia to give it the real name.  In fact, foot fetishism is the most common form of fetish related to a body part.   I have no problem with that, just it’s not my cup of tea. But really, what on earth were those Chinese men thinking?  Was this really a foot fetish or was it a domination thing because those poor women couldn’t even walk without help.

I think I will stick with my high heels, which add spice to my life, make my legs look longer and turn on my man!  Can’t ask for more than that.  And if he decides he would like to suck my toes, then who am I to turn him down. *sigh*