Your Favorite Day!

HAPPY STEAK AND BLOWJOB DAY

 

 

To all our readers, we've been quiet for a while, but today is the perfect day for us to thank all the men out there who are followers of our musings.  Here's to your Best Day of the Year.

 

 

We hope you get everything you deserve on your special day.  Have Fun!

 

Miss Kittie

xxx

Jimmy Who? ... An Orgasmic New Arrival

Wow – we’ve got exciting news and I just have to let you all know …. *Drum roll please*

We now carry the JIMMYJANE line of products!!!  And if you’ve never heard of them, you are definitely missing something.  Yes, they are a little pricey, but you definitely pay for what you get.  No doubt about it.

Search Now: JimmyJane

And although we’ve not tried it yet, the Hello Touch is the “Best Toy Ever Invented” and looks like it was “invented by Tony Stark” according to GISMODO.com.

Hello Touch
Get it Here: Hello!!

This little device turns two of your fingers into vibrators which can be used all over the body, anywhere you would normally put your fingers, inside or out.  You can put the vibration pad on any finger, any way around (front or back of the finger) and it will stay where you put it – no glue required.  You can also move them up your finger to the second knuckle and see what happens.  It’s all very space age and Ipod-esque.

Imagine getting an erotic massage while your partner is wearing these.  Totally succumb to the feelings.  Nipple play, clitoris stroking, pretty much anything will feel so good.  If you are a tactile person, these are definitely for you.  It’s also easily washed with soap and water.

FORM 2

But you should also try the Form 2 Waterproof vibrator.  Apparently, this is also an orgasmic little number.  Take a look now and let us know what you think.  We would love to hear your thoughts on these two, or any of the JimmyJane line, actually.

As soon as we get our first shipment, there will definitely be one going home with me….or possibly two  *wink*

Miss Kittie
xxx

 

Happy NUDE Year!!

It's that time again when everyone reflects on the year gone by and what they have accomplished - or not.  That time when you remember fondly adventures you have had and friends you have made. 

Be it a time for regrets of wishes not granted or those which did not come true, or regrets of things you have done which you wish you had probably thought about for just one more moment before jumping in head first.

We've had a few of both here at Wetkittie..... but the adventures and fun times have totally outweighed the regrets of things not done - that's mainly because there's pretty much nothing we have not done this year.  A good time was definitely had by all.

So with that said, we thank you for following our blog, being our customers and most of all being our friends.  Lets make 2014 one of the sexiest ever!!!

HAPPY NUDE YEAR!!

from all of us at

www.wetkittie.com and www.wetkittie.net

And Then I Cried!

Do you remember your first orgasm? Where you were or who you were with? I don’t mean just your regular run of the mill orgasm, I mean your very first crying, screaming, out of this world (possibly squirting) orgasm? I think that’s one of those special moments you keep tucked in your memory bank, kind of like having your first kiss or your first child. Or maybe I’m just weird, or maybe it was just THAT GOOD!

Mine was in the summer of 1984. Yes, way back in the day. I was just a child (well, let me put that a different way… I was young, or younger than I am now – not actually a child, that would be just creepy, if not a little felonious). But I did live in England where the age of sexual consent is much, much younger than in the USA.

Back in those days I was a bit of a tomboy. My uniform of choice was Doc Marten boots, drainpipe jeans and a very, very short haircut and I spent many a weekend (possibly every weekend) at a football game (soccer to those of you who don't know any better). But that in no way meant I was not extremely girlie when it came to sex – yes, I loved it!! (And I still do actually)

In that spring and summer of ‘84 I had a boyfriend who lived quite far from me. We didn’t get to see each other much except at the weekends and possibly the occasional weekday sleep over. The fateful day/night in question I was staying at his house, as were a few other people. It was a little cramped which meant we were sharing the bedroom with someone else…. But that didn’t stop us. *blush* In a cramped single bed with someone else in the room, how could it get any more romantic?? But when you’re young, who the heck cares.

So there we were getting down and dirty, forgetting everything else and having a pretty good time. I rolled over and got on top, cowgirl style, and then it began….. I could feel the build up beginning, tingling from my toes all the way up my spine and back down into my lady parts… and it built, and built and….. Oh My God…!! The feeling was soooo freakin’ good – it was like all my senses had converged in my groin, I couldn’t breath, I couldn’t stop and I really didn’t want to.. I was so wet and I gushed so much I literally thought I had pee’d myself....And then I cried.

What the…? It was so incredibly erotic, mind blowing and intense that I cried! (I have since realized that the crying is something I do when I have the “Big One”) That poor boy. I’m not really sure he was ready for all that emotion – or the crying. I think I probably freaked him out a little, but hey, how many boys can say they were so good they made their girl cry, in a good way - And in front of an audience too? We got over the high and looked around and realized yes, we had been watched from beginning to end. And doesn’t that make it all the more erotic?

The relationship fizzled out at the end of that summer, but whenever I hear the immortal words of George Michael singing “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” or “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” by Cindy Lauper I go right back to that summer and it all comes flooding back. I even get a little tingle now and then. They do say you always remember your first… and wow do I remember it!!!

And if by chance that ‘boy’ is reading this – and you probably know who you are - just know you have a special place in my heart. You popped my orgasm cherry and that’s a wonderful thing!

Do you remember your first orgasm?  Or maybe even your first sexual experience??   Tell all.....

Kisses

Kittie

xx 

Thinking Outside the "Box" - a Product Review

So we’ve been doing this blog for a while now and think it’s time for a product review. And what better product to review than the Hitachi Magic Wand….!! Boy, we had fun testing this one – over and over and over and over and….. well, you get the picture *blush*

We’ve had a few people ask what’s best in the world of vibrators and until now, we’ve gone with a few choices…. you’ve got the tried and trusted ‘regular’, old time vibrators which were fine in their day, but with new ideas coming along, they tend to be a bit, well, boring.

Then there was all the fuss over the Rabbit which for a while was a little different, but of course there are the copycats now with the butterfly, dolphin, flower, killer whale… [okay, I don’t think there is actually a killer whale - just seeing if you were still paying attention]… These vibrators are okay, unless you want a little privacy and don’t want the neighbors knowing what you’re doing…. What with all the whirring and then the crunching as the beads turn in their little pocket it’s not subtle. I’ve also always found that the rabbit ears, or dolphin nose, or whatever, does not quite reach the area it’s supposed to. You need to hold it at an awkward angle and also hold the ears on the correct spot. Tends to kill the mood a little.

Then there’s glass - which technically isn’t a vibrator, it’s a dildo, but it’s just as good. Yes, glass sounds a bit scary, but once you realize it’s not going to break and slice up your lady parts, then it’s all good fun. Best about this one is when you put it in the fridge for a while and it’s lovely and cold. Obviously, you don’t want to freeze it or you could end up with frost-bitten labia and really, that’s not a good look on anyone. Leave this one in the fridge until the right time… they also keep cool for quite a while so you won’t have to go running to the kitchen in the middle of anything. Best for this one is to lay back, close your eyes and have your partner gently run the dildo up and down your inner thighs and gently up and over your clitoris (*oh my, I’m getting wet just thinking about it*). He/she could also pop a mint into his/her mouth and blow…. Ooooh….!!

 

Icicles #5



You can get quite a few shapes and sizes in glass and this is one of my favorites (which we also happen to sell *grin*):

                                                                                            Icicles #5 Glass Dildo 

Put this in the fridge and take it from there!

 

So getting back on track – The Hitachi Magic Wand (now apparently re-named the “Original Magic Wand”) was first introduced as a plain old massager in the 1970’s. It was soon turned into a sexual device with the help of sex educator Betty Dodson, an advocate for masturbation, among other things and I would like to thank that lady from the bottom of my heart!!



The Original Hitachi Magic Wand



The Magic Wand has been called the “Cadillac of Vibrators” and quite honestly, I can see why. When you remove it from the box you may exclaim “Holy Sh*t how the heck will I get that in??” The 2.5 inch wide head is a little daunting. But wait – you don’t have to put it IN…. oh no… this little box of tricks is designed for outside the box – literally! Well, actually it was designed for your neck and back, but that’s beside the point.

The flexible neck and powerful 5,000 and 6,000 rpm settings will have you climbing on the ceiling. Place this baby on your clitoris and I would bet that within two to three minutes you are having one of the most powerful orgasms of your life. The knack is being able to keep it there as the vibration is so powerful you will want to move it off for a moment so you can get your breath back. I actually squirted and that’s not something I usually do easily. And I’d only been using the Wand for a few minutes. Wow… is all I can say. The power of that thing is A.M.A.Z.I.N.G!! Now, if you add a partner, some oil or lotion and a couple of drinks, just imagine how many orgasms you could have. In fact, I think you could go for the record (hmmm… I wonder if there is one?)

In my opinion this is the very best vibrator for a screaming, crying, blubbering orgasm that you just won't want to stop.  You must to try it to believe it.

There are now after-market attachments available too. So you can use it inside, and your partner can use it too. I have tried some attachments, all in the name of research you know, and tend to think that using the Wand on it’s own, without attachments is just as good, if not better. Bear in mind this is an electric vibrator and only works on AC current. Although the lead is quite long, you may have to use an extension lead. But that is the only drawback I have found. Oh, if you have a latex allergy, you may want to put a non-latex condom on the end to avoid any issues as the head seems to be made from latex – but don’t let this put you off. This is a definite ‘Must Buy” – and here’s a link:

Magic Wand Original

$54.95 and well worth the price!  You will NOT regret buying this!

 

I am planning on using this with a couple of ‘friends’ in the near future and maybe will do a follow-up to this review so keep checking back (or why not follow me).  Have you experienced the Magic Wand?  What do you think??  Do tell.....

Kisses,

Miss Kittie

xxx

Hot... and a Bit Bothered!



THIS IS ONLY AN EXAMPLE!



As most ladies know, you either have curly hair that you hate, or you have straight hair - that you hate!  Either way, nobody is satisfied.  I am one of the straight hair brigade, so straight in fact that if I only blow dried it I would look like I had straw sitting on my head.  In fact, that’s unkind to straw – straw has more body.  So it is with regret that I have to use a curling iron/tongs every day, no matter what.  And here’s the thing…. Ladies, if you are going to curl your hair with an iron and you are in the least bit clumsy be very careful. 

There I was just last week getting ready for work, not in any particular hurry, standing before the mirror in my knickers (only my knickers) and curling my hair.  Now, I’m not the most coordinated person at times, mornings being worse, so as I’m standing there, breasts exposed to the world (or at least to my bathroom) I drop the curling iron…. Yes, I said it, I DROPPED IT!  And where in the world would you think it would land… on the floor?  In the sink? On the counter?  Oh no…. the bloody thing landed right on my left breast…!  Oh shit you might say…. Well that and ‘Ouch’ were not the only words I muttered at that moment.  There may have been a slight scream as well.

I’m quite proud of my breasts, a perfect 36C with cute little nipples.  However, for the last week, I’ve had to have a bandage thingy over the one side so that I don’t get a scar.  Trust me, that doesn’t look too good when you’re wearing a low cut top.  However, my man has taken quite a liking to playing doctor and applying ointment to the burn a few more times a day than is actually necessary.  I could quite get used to all this attention.   I just hope I don't get a massive scar that will ruin those perfect globes because that would bother me.

Oh, and have I mentioned I have a naked cruise coming up in a few weeks... how inconvenient! 

Have you ever burned a private part?  What is the most embarrasing thing you've damaged as a result of your own clumsiness or stupidity?

Kisses,

Miss Kittie