Jimmy Who? ... An Orgasmic New Arrival

Wow – we’ve got exciting news and I just have to let you all know …. *Drum roll please*

We now carry the JIMMYJANE line of products!!!  And if you’ve never heard of them, you are definitely missing something.  Yes, they are a little pricey, but you definitely pay for what you get.  No doubt about it.

Search Now: JimmyJane

And although we’ve not tried it yet, the Hello Touch is the “Best Toy Ever Invented” and looks like it was “invented by Tony Stark” according to GISMODO.com.

Hello Touch
Get it Here: Hello!!

This little device turns two of your fingers into vibrators which can be used all over the body, anywhere you would normally put your fingers, inside or out.  You can put the vibration pad on any finger, any way around (front or back of the finger) and it will stay where you put it – no glue required.  You can also move them up your finger to the second knuckle and see what happens.  It’s all very space age and Ipod-esque.

Imagine getting an erotic massage while your partner is wearing these.  Totally succumb to the feelings.  Nipple play, clitoris stroking, pretty much anything will feel so good.  If you are a tactile person, these are definitely for you.  It’s also easily washed with soap and water.

FORM 2

But you should also try the Form 2 Waterproof vibrator.  Apparently, this is also an orgasmic little number.  Take a look now and let us know what you think.  We would love to hear your thoughts on these two, or any of the JimmyJane line, actually.

As soon as we get our first shipment, there will definitely be one going home with me….or possibly two  *wink*

Miss Kittie
xxx

 

It Takes Pains to be Beautiful

Shoes…. I lust after shoes… It’s my weakness and the higher the heel, the better. My most recent purchase are these little beauties….

Cute - yes, Sexy – extremely, but they sometimes really, really hurt my feet – and all in the name of fashion.

You can buy them right here:  Bombshell Pumps

As my mum would always tell me, it takes pains to be beautiful.  Which got me thinking about the extremes people go in the name of cuteness and Chinese foot binding came to mind … it has to be the most painful and probably the most dangerous/ugly fashion statement of all time.

For around 1000 years in China tiny feet were considered highly erotic and arousing to Chinese men. The resulting “lotus gait” while walking was thought by men to make the sexual anatomy “more voluptuous and sensitive.” Apparently love manuals back then detailed at least 48 different ways of fondling a woman’s bound feet. !!

While in bed, even while totally naked, women would wear tiny little slippers to conceal their deformed feet. A bit like present day women wearing erotic lingerie to add a little intrigue and look well, HOT - but usually not to hide a deformity! And what a deformity it was, just take a look at this and tell me it's sexy:

Now I’m not a great fan of feet, but I know there are those out there who do have a foot fetish, or podophilia to give it the real name.  In fact, foot fetishism is the most common form of fetish related to a body part.   I have no problem with that, just it’s not my cup of tea. But really, what on earth were those Chinese men thinking?  Was this really a foot fetish or was it a domination thing because those poor women couldn’t even walk without help.

I think I will stick with my high heels, which add spice to my life, make my legs look longer and turn on my man!  Can’t ask for more than that.  And if he decides he would like to suck my toes, then who am I to turn him down. *sigh*

Thinking Outside the "Box" - a Product Review

So we’ve been doing this blog for a while now and think it’s time for a product review. And what better product to review than the Hitachi Magic Wand….!! Boy, we had fun testing this one – over and over and over and over and….. well, you get the picture *blush*

We’ve had a few people ask what’s best in the world of vibrators and until now, we’ve gone with a few choices…. you’ve got the tried and trusted ‘regular’, old time vibrators which were fine in their day, but with new ideas coming along, they tend to be a bit, well, boring.

Then there was all the fuss over the Rabbit which for a while was a little different, but of course there are the copycats now with the butterfly, dolphin, flower, killer whale… [okay, I don’t think there is actually a killer whale - just seeing if you were still paying attention]… These vibrators are okay, unless you want a little privacy and don’t want the neighbors knowing what you’re doing…. What with all the whirring and then the crunching as the beads turn in their little pocket it’s not subtle. I’ve also always found that the rabbit ears, or dolphin nose, or whatever, does not quite reach the area it’s supposed to. You need to hold it at an awkward angle and also hold the ears on the correct spot. Tends to kill the mood a little.

Then there’s glass - which technically isn’t a vibrator, it’s a dildo, but it’s just as good. Yes, glass sounds a bit scary, but once you realize it’s not going to break and slice up your lady parts, then it’s all good fun. Best about this one is when you put it in the fridge for a while and it’s lovely and cold. Obviously, you don’t want to freeze it or you could end up with frost-bitten labia and really, that’s not a good look on anyone. Leave this one in the fridge until the right time… they also keep cool for quite a while so you won’t have to go running to the kitchen in the middle of anything. Best for this one is to lay back, close your eyes and have your partner gently run the dildo up and down your inner thighs and gently up and over your clitoris (*oh my, I’m getting wet just thinking about it*). He/she could also pop a mint into his/her mouth and blow…. Ooooh….!!

 

Icicles #5



You can get quite a few shapes and sizes in glass and this is one of my favorites (which we also happen to sell *grin*):

                                                                                            Icicles #5 Glass Dildo 

Put this in the fridge and take it from there!

 

So getting back on track – The Hitachi Magic Wand (now apparently re-named the “Original Magic Wand”) was first introduced as a plain old massager in the 1970’s. It was soon turned into a sexual device with the help of sex educator Betty Dodson, an advocate for masturbation, among other things and I would like to thank that lady from the bottom of my heart!!



The Original Hitachi Magic Wand



The Magic Wand has been called the “Cadillac of Vibrators” and quite honestly, I can see why. When you remove it from the box you may exclaim “Holy Sh*t how the heck will I get that in??” The 2.5 inch wide head is a little daunting. But wait – you don’t have to put it IN…. oh no… this little box of tricks is designed for outside the box – literally! Well, actually it was designed for your neck and back, but that’s beside the point.

The flexible neck and powerful 5,000 and 6,000 rpm settings will have you climbing on the ceiling. Place this baby on your clitoris and I would bet that within two to three minutes you are having one of the most powerful orgasms of your life. The knack is being able to keep it there as the vibration is so powerful you will want to move it off for a moment so you can get your breath back. I actually squirted and that’s not something I usually do easily. And I’d only been using the Wand for a few minutes. Wow… is all I can say. The power of that thing is A.M.A.Z.I.N.G!! Now, if you add a partner, some oil or lotion and a couple of drinks, just imagine how many orgasms you could have. In fact, I think you could go for the record (hmmm… I wonder if there is one?)

In my opinion this is the very best vibrator for a screaming, crying, blubbering orgasm that you just won't want to stop.  You must to try it to believe it.

There are now after-market attachments available too. So you can use it inside, and your partner can use it too. I have tried some attachments, all in the name of research you know, and tend to think that using the Wand on it’s own, without attachments is just as good, if not better. Bear in mind this is an electric vibrator and only works on AC current. Although the lead is quite long, you may have to use an extension lead. But that is the only drawback I have found. Oh, if you have a latex allergy, you may want to put a non-latex condom on the end to avoid any issues as the head seems to be made from latex – but don’t let this put you off. This is a definite ‘Must Buy” – and here’s a link:

Magic Wand Original

$54.95 and well worth the price!  You will NOT regret buying this!

 

I am planning on using this with a couple of ‘friends’ in the near future and maybe will do a follow-up to this review so keep checking back (or why not follow me).  Have you experienced the Magic Wand?  What do you think??  Do tell.....

Kisses,

Miss Kittie

xxx

Hot... and a Bit Bothered!



THIS IS ONLY AN EXAMPLE!



As most ladies know, you either have curly hair that you hate, or you have straight hair - that you hate!  Either way, nobody is satisfied.  I am one of the straight hair brigade, so straight in fact that if I only blow dried it I would look like I had straw sitting on my head.  In fact, that’s unkind to straw – straw has more body.  So it is with regret that I have to use a curling iron/tongs every day, no matter what.  And here’s the thing…. Ladies, if you are going to curl your hair with an iron and you are in the least bit clumsy be very careful. 

There I was just last week getting ready for work, not in any particular hurry, standing before the mirror in my knickers (only my knickers) and curling my hair.  Now, I’m not the most coordinated person at times, mornings being worse, so as I’m standing there, breasts exposed to the world (or at least to my bathroom) I drop the curling iron…. Yes, I said it, I DROPPED IT!  And where in the world would you think it would land… on the floor?  In the sink? On the counter?  Oh no…. the bloody thing landed right on my left breast…!  Oh shit you might say…. Well that and ‘Ouch’ were not the only words I muttered at that moment.  There may have been a slight scream as well.

I’m quite proud of my breasts, a perfect 36C with cute little nipples.  However, for the last week, I’ve had to have a bandage thingy over the one side so that I don’t get a scar.  Trust me, that doesn’t look too good when you’re wearing a low cut top.  However, my man has taken quite a liking to playing doctor and applying ointment to the burn a few more times a day than is actually necessary.  I could quite get used to all this attention.   I just hope I don't get a massive scar that will ruin those perfect globes because that would bother me.

Oh, and have I mentioned I have a naked cruise coming up in a few weeks... how inconvenient! 

Have you ever burned a private part?  What is the most embarrasing thing you've damaged as a result of your own clumsiness or stupidity?

Kisses,

Miss Kittie 

All.... Aboard!

I’m so excited – we’ve just booked an adults only cruise to the Caribbean. Hmmm… you say, adults only? Oh heck yeah… no bloody kids running around, no screaming babies, no uptight parents running after their children, no sticky handprints on your tan and lots and lots of sexy men and women to get to know.

This will be our third or fourth cruise, au naturel. And what better fun – sailing around the ocean with not a care in the world, as much alcohol as you can handle and if you feel like it, absolutely butt naked! {and who wouldn’t feel like it}

The best part of these cruises (except for the nightlife and sex) has got to be the nightly ‘themes.’ A great opportunity to bring out your inner vamp.

On this cruise some of the themes are:

• 70’s Night
• Sexy Lingerie Party 
• Great Gatsby
• Fetish and Vampire 

Who wouldn't enjoy getting all dolled up each night? Of course, the lingerie night is a no brainer because I work at WWW.WETKITTIE.COM and that's what we do. But, we also have Halloween costumes at this time of year, so I'm sure I can find something to fit each night. I'm beginning to think Superman never looked so good. I'm sure I can find a wonderful ship-mate!

What's the best Halloween costume you've ever worn?  How sexy was it?  Have you ever been on an adults only vacation and just how much fun did you have??  Discuss......

Kisses,

Kittie

A Gift for You

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Halloween is the perfect time to treat yourself to something saucy. It doesn’t have to be a costume, but maybe some sexy lingerie or daring clubwear. Whatever you are looking for, we are here for you with our 24 hour sale.

HURRY WHILE THE OFFER LASTS - the clock is ticking.

Begins at 11:00 a.m. PST on September 26, 2013!!

USE CODE:  24THURSDAY at checkout.

Location, Location, Location

Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice and Cranberry Juice… mixed in a highball glass is called Sex on the Beach. But I don’t want to talk about that fancy schmancy alcoholic beverage with a tiny umbrella. I want to talk about real sex on the beach…yes Sex – On. The. Beach.

On the two or three occasions I have had the opportunity to have a little lovin’ on the beach it hasn’t really gone all that well. It sounds so romantic doesn’t it? Laying down a blanket or towel on the sand, moonlight shining, waves breaking in the background, a little kiss and cuddle *cue music*

Very, very romantic…. but have you ever tried rubbing the wrong side of a lemon zester on the inside of your wrist? Yeah, that shit hurts. So there you lie getting all romantic, things are progressing quite well and as you get down to the actual deed you realize sand gets everywhere, literally EVERYWHERE. They say sand is a good exfoliator for your skin, but not on the inside for goodness sake – beach sex is like having intercourse with an emery board. Or sandpaper rolled around a stick. Chafing like you cannot believe, in places you didn’t know you had.



Emery Boards - Not a good option





And then, for days after you are finding grains of sand and even tiny seashells in all your nooks and crannies. I’ve even had to sit and pick driftwood out of my lady parts {well probably not actual driftwood, but definitely something that came home from the beach in my knickers}

So next time you’re at the beach with your other half just remember, the payback is just not worth it and don’t ever believe the movies when you see them rolling in the waves because the salt water mixed with sand is even worse.

And yes, I did say I've tried two or three times (possibly more). Some people never learn, but when the urge takes you, you’ve just got to say yes… any time, any place… that’s me!

Lights, Camera... What!!

Cell phones are brilliant things aren’t they? I don’t think I know anyone who doesn’t have one, and everyone uses them for absolutely everything…. Especially photographs! Just think, that’s your whole life there in that little 5oz box of magic. And I sometimes forget that it is LITERALLY my whole life in there… *blush*

A few years ago, before becoming co-owner of wetkittie.com, I had a mundane, boring job at a “regular” company. “And your point is?”, I hear you say, “don’t we all have boring, mundane jobs?” Well, my point is, at wetkittie, I wouldn’t have been so bloody embarrassed as I was that one fateful day in the not too distant past.

I have a partner who sometimes goes on trips without me and what’s a horny girl to do when her man’s away. Yup – sext.

           Dictionary.com defines sexting as:

“sending of sexually explicit photos, images, text messages, or e-mails by using a cell phone or other mobile device.”

And that’s exactly what I do. But not only photographs which are extremely explicit, but videos too. There I am satisfying myself on camera, flicking, stroking and using toys (which is not easy, I will have you know, trying to hold a cell phone in the perfect position while you’re doing all manner of things to yourself with one hand). And the photographs… OH MY!!

So back to my original story. My man had been away one weekend and the sexting had been done… and there I was talking to my boss the next Monday morning and he had some tips for photo taking with the Iphone and what do I do…. Yup, of course … I hand over my phone for him to take a quick photo and show me some editing (or something or other, my mind has blanked that part out)… when suddenly he’s quiet - very, very quiet and I look up to see him scrolling through my weekend adventures…Well now… How do you explain that? Well, you don’t! You basically sit there getting red in the face and wondering how the hell you’re going to get out of this disaster.

It turned out all right in the end, he was a bit shocked at first, but then seemed to like what he saw, and why wouldn’t he?, he put the phone down and walked away. I’m not too sure who was more embarrassed him or me… Although the cheeky bugger did ask to see them again that afternoon!

But I now remember not to hand over my phone to anyone… just in case!

What’s the most embarrassing photo on your phone? Have you ever been caught out like this? Did you get in trouble?

Kiss and tell..

Kisses,

Fifty Shades.... Better.

The frenzy and hysteria about Fifty Shades of Grey seems to have subsided for a while – at least until the film makes it’s debut, which could be a while seeing as they can’t find a suitable Christian Grey.

“Christian who" I hear you say?? Well unless you’ve been living under a stone for the last year or so, just about everyone on the planet has heard of him. A quick synopsis of the books: Beautiful virgin meets BDSM hunk who decides to bring her into his dungeon fantasies …. Blah, blah, blah… and of course, they all live happily ever after. (Yup, that’s about it). Oh no, you mean it’s not PORN?? Shock, horror. It’s pretty much exactly as its advertised and pushed … Mommy Porn.. which says it all. If you get past all the hype, its just titillation for those mommies who’ve never had really great sex… or have been too scared to try.

The sex scenes are, well, kind of boring. After the first scene you think “Wow, this is going to be good,” but it’s just more of the same over and over ad nauseum. I’ve had better orgasms (or near orgasms) reading Jackie Collins!

So, you’ve seen the book, read the reviews, heard people in the office talk about it in hushed tones and are thinking to yourself… hmmm, what’s this all about then? A bit of BDSM might be something I would like to try out for myself. Might be my cup of tea, as it were. Well, never say I didn’t steer you in the right direction. Pop on over to http://www.wetkittie.net where we have all of the outrageous stuff you might need. This is a sister site to www.wetkittie.com which is mainly sexy clothing and a few toys.

Take this little number for instance:

Jack Boot Flogger

If you are partial to Doc Marten boots and you know a naughty girl (or boy) this is perfect.  Leave a boot print on the buttocks, just for fun!

If this is a little too 'advanced' for you, why not begin with a feather tickler or a soft flogger.  You can find something for you and your partner, however experienced you are, or even if you have no experience at all.  Begin with feathers and soft floggers and then work you way up to the jack boot.  You will get there eventually and if you don't want to go that far, then don't worry about it.  You can go as far as you like.  If you don't like one thing, try something else.

First Time Fetish Flogger

This is perfect for the first timer.. Soft teasing tassels, a sturdy handle and a very handy dandy strap.  Don't want to drop it in the middle of playtime.  You can be as slow or as firm as you like with this one.

Fetish Fantasy Bondage Kit

But of course, we also have bondage kits which have a little of everything you need to have a wonderful evening.  I highly recommend this one, and I should know - I use it all the time... great fun is had by all.

 

So, what are you waiting for - get over to our store and get your freak on.... it's labor day weekend and the only work you should be doing is flogging, spanking, gagging, leashing and anything else you want to do.  There is no one around to stop you this weekend.  The sky's your limit, so they say.  Go baby go...

 

kisses,

 

Something for the weekend?

Back in the day when a gentleman would go for a haircut he would be asked "Something for the weekend sir?"  Now if you don't know what that means, he was asking if the "gentleman" wanted condoms, just in case (although how much of a gentleman that made him, I'm not sure - a little presumptuous actually).  Things have certainly changed and you can now buy condoms, without embarrassment, in just about any store you go in.  The stigma of being "ready" has certainly gone, in fact, it's now encouraged.  Which brings me around to my topic today... being ready for anything. 

A couple of weekends ago, we had some friends over for drinks and snacks.  Eventually, the conversation lulled, the drinks kicked in and the sun beat down, causing someone to ask if we should jump in the spa.  Well, hello!  of course - there were no bikinis or trunks, but that's never stopped us before and it didn't stop us this time.

Four naked bodies in one spa makes for a fun day.  A few more drinks get the imaginations going wild and suddenly we're thinking how fun it would be to have a slip-n-slide ..... hmmmm.... imagination overload.  What can be done about this?  Well, lets get innovative and find what we need. 

Home Made Slip-N-Slide:

1. Husky Painter's Plastic
2. Coconut Oil
3. Fun (sexy) People
4. Imagination

Lay out the plastic on the ground - cut to size (we used a square about 10x10) - cover yourself in coconut oil - get frisky.

I think you can use your own imagination about what happened after that.  Just let me say, it was more Twister than Slip-n-Slide.  (*grin*)  But wow... this is something you really, really need to try.

But a word of warning - use thicker painters plastic.  We used the only thing we had and it was way too thin and kept ripping at the most inopportune moments.  For best results, it would probably be better to use a tarp or something similar.  The coconut oil is much slicker than water, and its good for your skin! (a win-win situation)

And the moral of this story?  Next time you're in Lowes or Home Depot with a boring household decorating project, think to yourself "Something for the Weekend?"  It's amazing what you can find to spice up your life in the most mundane places.

Have you ever used a household item for something other than what it was intended?  What's the wildest thing you've done with a kitchen utensil?

Why not let your imagination run wild this weekend....

Kisses,
Miss. Kittie

Endless Summer

Is summer over yet? Most people say its over on Labor Day…. Well we say, nope, it’s not over until you are too cold to wear a bikini or any other sexy little number, come to think of it. And in the life we lead, it apparently is NEVER over. There are always parties to go to where the dress code is little or nothing. It might be chilly outside, but if you’ve got friends and lovers to hug, then that’s not a problem at all.

Take this net outfit, for example. I recently wore this on a trip to Mexico. Perfect weather, perfect outfit – funny looking tan… but that’s beside the point. There’s something about fishnet that makes your curves look great, enhancing in all the right places and it doesn’t matter how big, or small you are, you look great. Oh and I had an absolutely fabulous time (in case you were interested).

Now you don’t have to wear the whole outfit. Of course you can just wear the stars and thong, or then again you could just wear the net. It all depends on what you have planned for the day/evening/night.

Net Crop Top and Boyshorts

It just so happens we have a few of these and they are on sale right now… only $20 and who could ask for more. They were originally selling for more but lets say this is our “end of summer” sale. So go on, go get one because summer will last as long as you want it to – take my word for it.

Luvs,

Miss. Kittie

Hello Halloween

Halloween… what does that word conjure up? Doesn’t it make you tingle with anticipation about what you’re going to wear? Forget the kids with their candy, annoying knocking at the door all night and trick or treating. This is the day of the year for those of us who love, love, love to dress up (or down, depending on how much you are actually wearing).

The definition of Halloween in my book is:

“The one day of the year when it’s okay to dress like a slut and nobody minds.”

And its getting close to that time again. Yes, it’s only August, but to get the best outfit you have to plan well in advance. And of course, if you want the most popular items, you need to start looking soon. This year, it looks like Pirates will still be a popular pick, while many people will want to be a Superhero or a Zombie and then of course, new items popping up all over the place are the neon clubwear furry animals and even dinosaurs and monsters. Neon, overall, is just going to be very popular.

And that’s what I’ve been doing all day… checking out new costumes and of course, trying them on. Oh My Goodness… some of these are freakin’ wonderful. You know how sometimes you just put something on and you feel, well, sexy as hell? That’s what it’s been like today. Boxes of costumes – just like Christmas – and to be able to try them on and strut around.. heaven!!

Only now, they have to be loaded on the website and that’s just booo! [ha, ha, did you note the casual link to Halloween right there?]

So the next few days will be spent uploading all these wonderful costumes - my weekend is apparently 'shot'. But perhaps I can give my other half an early Halloween thrill. I'm sure that's something he won't mind in the least.

Kisses,

Mixology 101...?

I am a master mixologist…. Even if I do say so myself!

I’ve become bored with Rum and Coke, Vodka and Orange, even Vodka and Red Bull… they are so blasé nowadays, don’t you think? Everybody drinks the same thing, it seems - whatever the recent favorite is of the rich and famous. Ha, but not me, (okay maybe a little, I did mention Red Bull and Vodka didn’t I?) I have become, yes, a mixologist. But only in my kitchen.

What this actually means is that I go to my kitchen, stand on the stool so I can reach the alcohol cupboard, which for some reason is really high up, and take out a number of different alcoholic beverages…. And begin to mix! Sometimes the resulting concoctions are not as nice as you would expect them to be – for example Captain Morgan Tattoo Rum and orange juice is bloody awful! Don't say I didn't warn you.

But this weekend I have found a winner…. Drum roll please…

Mango and Passion Fruit Vodka with Club Soda and a slice of Grapefruit. Yes, that’s right, I said grapefruit – which you squeeze into the drink just before you drink it. Oh yum.. you can hear angels singing with your first sip and they just get louder the more you drink (or was that just ‘cos I was getting drunk?)

It's the absolute perfect drink for either a night out or while sitting by the pool AND ladies... the vodka is a skinny version - only 78 calories per drink. My vodka of choice was Smirnoff Vodka Sorbet Light Mango Passionfruit. And it's absolutely wonderful.

Smirnoff Vodka Light

Oh, and on a side note, I would like to say hello to everyone at Smirnoff - I love your product (hmmm... maybe I will get a few samples in the mail)...

kisses,