Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Happy NUDE Year!!

It's that time again when everyone reflects on the year gone by and what they have accomplished - or not.  That time when you remember fondly adventures you have had and friends you have made. 

Be it a time for regrets of wishes not granted or those which did not come true, or regrets of things you have done which you wish you had probably thought about for just one more moment before jumping in head first.

We've had a few of both here at Wetkittie..... but the adventures and fun times have totally outweighed the regrets of things not done - that's mainly because there's pretty much nothing we have not done this year.  A good time was definitely had by all.

So with that said, we thank you for following our blog, being our customers and most of all being our friends.  Lets make 2014 one of the sexiest ever!!!


from all of us at

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

And Then I Cried!

Do you remember your first orgasm? Where you were or who you were with? I don’t mean just your regular run of the mill orgasm, I mean your very first crying, screaming, out of this world (possibly squirting) orgasm? I think that’s one of those special moments you keep tucked in your memory bank, kind of like having your first kiss or your first child. Or maybe I’m just weird, or maybe it was just THAT GOOD!

Mine was in the summer of 1984. Yes, way back in the day. I was just a child (well, let me put that a different way… I was young, or younger than I am now – not actually a child, that would be just creepy, if not a little felonious). But I did live in England where the age of sexual consent is much, much younger than in the USA.

Back in those days I was a bit of a tomboy. My uniform of choice was Doc Marten boots, drainpipe jeans and a very, very short haircut and I spent many a weekend (possibly every weekend) at a football game (soccer to those of you who don't know any better). But that in no way meant I was not extremely girlie when it came to sex – yes, I loved it!! (And I still do actually)

In that spring and summer of ‘84 I had a boyfriend who lived quite far from me. We didn’t get to see each other much except at the weekends and possibly the occasional weekday sleep over. The fateful day/night in question I was staying at his house, as were a few other people. It was a little cramped which meant we were sharing the bedroom with someone else…. But that didn’t stop us. *blush* In a cramped single bed with someone else in the room, how could it get any more romantic?? But when you’re young, who the heck cares.

So there we were getting down and dirty, forgetting everything else and having a pretty good time. I rolled over and got on top, cowgirl style, and then it began….. I could feel the build up beginning, tingling from my toes all the way up my spine and back down into my lady parts… and it built, and built and….. Oh My God…!! The feeling was soooo freakin’ good – it was like all my senses had converged in my groin, I couldn’t breath, I couldn’t stop and I really didn’t want to.. I was so wet and I gushed so much I literally thought I had pee’d myself....And then I cried.

What the…? It was so incredibly erotic, mind blowing and intense that I cried! (I have since realized that the crying is something I do when I have the “Big One”) That poor boy. I’m not really sure he was ready for all that emotion – or the crying. I think I probably freaked him out a little, but hey, how many boys can say they were so good they made their girl cry, in a good way - And in front of an audience too? We got over the high and looked around and realized yes, we had been watched from beginning to end. And doesn’t that make it all the more erotic?

The relationship fizzled out at the end of that summer, but whenever I hear the immortal words of George Michael singing “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” or “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” by Cindy Lauper I go right back to that summer and it all comes flooding back. I even get a little tingle now and then. They do say you always remember your first… and wow do I remember it!!!

And if by chance that ‘boy’ is reading this – and you probably know who you are - just know you have a special place in my heart. You popped my orgasm cherry and that’s a wonderful thing!

Do you remember your first orgasm?  Or maybe even your first sexual experience??   Tell all.....


Sunday, December 8, 2013

Sun, Sea and....Sex!

Well you might have noticed I've been gone for a while... did you notice... hello??? anyone out there??  Yes, we were on vacation - and what a vacation it was. 

You may think of a vacation as relaxing, sight seeing, sunbathing, tan lines, a few drinks and then a few more.  But this was a whole different kind of vacation which consisted of relaxing, drinking, sex, sunbathing, sex, no tan lines, sex, dancing, sex, drinking, sex, swimming, sex, Jacuzzi-ing (is that even a word?)  But, yes you get it, there was a whole LOT of sex going on around that cruise ship and what a good time was had by all.

A full ship lifestyle takeover - who could ask for more.  From morning to night just a sexually charged atmosphere.  You may remember a while back I blogged about the theme nights - well, they were even more sexy than I would have thought.  So, let's take a look at some of the nights shall we?? 

There was sexy super hero night... of course, superman (or woman)

Super ... Boobs!
Then there were :
The Great Gatsby Night  ..
and Fetish Night ....

And Mardi Gras Masquerade
There we a few more nights, but pictures are not available yet... But just let it be said - a brilliant time was had by all.  Even down to being watched having sex on the balcony by the neighbors in the cabin above - how they didn't fall overboard is anyone's guess!
Many new friendships were made and we can't wait for the next one. 
If you ever want to try it out, just take a look here and say hello to Lynne!
The Swinger Cruise - 100% Lifestyle takeover cruises and all inclusive resort vacations

Have you ever been on a lifestyle cruise?  Where did you go and how was it?  Do tell.... 

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Thinking Outside the "Box" - a Product Review

So we’ve been doing this blog for a while now and think it’s time for a product review. And what better product to review than the Hitachi Magic Wand….!! Boy, we had fun testing this one – over and over and over and over and….. well, you get the picture *blush*

We’ve had a few people ask what’s best in the world of vibrators and until now, we’ve gone with a few choices…. you’ve got the tried and trusted ‘regular’, old time vibrators which were fine in their day, but with new ideas coming along, they tend to be a bit, well, boring.

Then there was all the fuss over the Rabbit which for a while was a little different, but of course there are the copycats now with the butterfly, dolphin, flower, killer whale… [okay, I don’t think there is actually a killer whale - just seeing if you were still paying attention]… These vibrators are okay, unless you want a little privacy and don’t want the neighbors knowing what you’re doing…. What with all the whirring and then the crunching as the beads turn in their little pocket it’s not subtle. I’ve also always found that the rabbit ears, or dolphin nose, or whatever, does not quite reach the area it’s supposed to. You need to hold it at an awkward angle and also hold the ears on the correct spot. Tends to kill the mood a little.

Then there’s glass - which technically isn’t a vibrator, it’s a dildo, but it’s just as good. Yes, glass sounds a bit scary, but once you realize it’s not going to break and slice up your lady parts, then it’s all good fun. Best about this one is when you put it in the fridge for a while and it’s lovely and cold. Obviously, you don’t want to freeze it or you could end up with frost-bitten labia and really, that’s not a good look on anyone. Leave this one in the fridge until the right time… they also keep cool for quite a while so you won’t have to go running to the kitchen in the middle of anything. Best for this one is to lay back, close your eyes and have your partner gently run the dildo up and down your inner thighs and gently up and over your clitoris (*oh my, I’m getting wet just thinking about it*). He/she could also pop a mint into his/her mouth and blow…. Ooooh….!!
Icicles #5

You can get quite a few shapes and sizes in glass and this is one of my favorites (which we also happen to sell *grin*):

                                                                                            Icicles #5 Glass Dildo 
Put this in the fridge and take it from there!

So getting back on track – The Hitachi Magic Wand (now apparently re-named the “Original Magic Wand”) was first introduced as a plain old massager in the 1970’s. It was soon turned into a sexual device with the help of sex educator Betty Dodson, an advocate for masturbation, among other things and I would like to thank that lady from the bottom of my heart!!

The Original Hitachi Magic Wand

The Magic Wand has been called the “Cadillac of Vibrators” and quite honestly, I can see why. When you remove it from the box you may exclaim “Holy Sh*t how the heck will I get that in??” The 2.5 inch wide head is a little daunting. But wait – you don’t have to put it IN…. oh no… this little box of tricks is designed for outside the box – literally! Well, actually it was designed for your neck and back, but that’s beside the point.

The flexible neck and powerful 5,000 and 6,000 rpm settings will have you climbing on the ceiling. Place this baby on your clitoris and I would bet that within two to three minutes you are having one of the most powerful orgasms of your life. The knack is being able to keep it there as the vibration is so powerful you will want to move it off for a moment so you can get your breath back. I actually squirted and that’s not something I usually do easily. And I’d only been using the Wand for a few minutes. Wow… is all I can say. The power of that thing is A.M.A.Z.I.N.G!! Now, if you add a partner, some oil or lotion and a couple of drinks, just imagine how many orgasms you could have. In fact, I think you could go for the record (hmmm… I wonder if there is one?)

In my opinion this is the very best vibrator for a screaming, crying, blubbering orgasm that you just won't want to stop.  You must to try it to believe it.

There are now after-market attachments available too. So you can use it inside, and your partner can use it too. I have tried some attachments, all in the name of research you know, and tend to think that using the Wand on it’s own, without attachments is just as good, if not better. Bear in mind this is an electric vibrator and only works on AC current. Although the lead is quite long, you may have to use an extension lead. But that is the only drawback I have found. Oh, if you have a latex allergy, you may want to put a non-latex condom on the end to avoid any issues as the head seems to be made from latex – but don’t let this put you off. This is a definite ‘Must Buy” – and here’s a link:

$54.95 and well worth the price!  You will NOT regret buying this!

I am planning on using this with a couple of ‘friends’ in the near future and maybe will do a follow-up to this review so keep checking back (or why not follow me).  Have you experienced the Magic Wand?  What do you think??  Do tell.....


Miss Kittie

Friday, October 11, 2013

Hot... and a Bit Bothered!


As most ladies know, you either have curly hair that you hate, or you have straight hair - that you hate!  Either way, nobody is satisfied.  I am one of the straight hair brigade, so straight in fact that if I only blow dried it I would look like I had straw sitting on my head.  In fact, that’s unkind to straw – straw has more body.  So it is with regret that I have to use a curling iron/tongs every day, no matter what.  And here’s the thing…. Ladies, if you are going to curl your hair with an iron and you are in the least bit clumsy be very careful. 

There I was just last week getting ready for work, not in any particular hurry, standing before the mirror in my knickers (only my knickers) and curling my hair.  Now, I’m not the most coordinated person at times, mornings being worse, so as I’m standing there, breasts exposed to the world (or at least to my bathroom) I drop the curling iron…. Yes, I said it, I DROPPED IT!  And where in the world would you think it would land… on the floor?  In the sink? On the counter?  Oh no…. the bloody thing landed right on my left breast…!  Oh shit you might say…. Well that and ‘Ouch’ were not the only words I muttered at that moment.  There may have been a slight scream as well.

I’m quite proud of my breasts, a perfect 36C with cute little nipples.  However, for the last week, I’ve had to have a bandage thingy over the one side so that I don’t get a scar.  Trust me, that doesn’t look too good when you’re wearing a low cut top.  However, my man has taken quite a liking to playing doctor and applying ointment to the burn a few more times a day than is actually necessary.  I could quite get used to all this attention.   I just hope I don't get a massive scar that will ruin those perfect globes because that would bother me.

Oh, and have I mentioned I have a naked cruise coming up in a few weeks... how inconvenient! 

Have you ever burned a private part?  What is the most embarrasing thing you've damaged as a result of your own clumsiness or stupidity?


Miss Kittie 

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

All.... Aboard!

I’m so excited – we’ve just booked an adults only cruise to the Caribbean. Hmmm… you say, adults only? Oh heck yeah… no bloody kids running around, no screaming babies, no uptight parents running after their children, no sticky handprints on your tan and lots and lots of sexy men and women to get to know.

This will be our third or fourth cruise, au naturel. And what better fun – sailing around the ocean with not a care in the world, as much alcohol as you can handle and if you feel like it, absolutely butt naked! {and who wouldn’t feel like it}

The best part of these cruises (except for the nightlife and sex) has got to be the nightly ‘themes.’ A great opportunity to bring out your inner vamp.

On this cruise some of the themes are:
  • 70’s Night
  • Sexy Lingerie Party 
  • Great Gatsby
  • Fetish and Vampire 

Who wouldn't enjoy getting all dolled up each night? Of course, the lingerie night is a no brainer because I work at WWW.WETKITTIE.COM and that's what we do. But, we also have Halloween costumes at this time of year, so I'm sure I can find something to fit each night. I'm beginning to think Superman never looked so good. I'm sure I can find a wonderful ship-mate!

What's the best Halloween costume you've ever worn?  How sexy was it?  Have you ever been on an adults only vacation and just how much fun did you have??  Discuss......



Thursday, September 26, 2013

A Gift for You


Halloween is the perfect time to treat yourself to something saucy. It doesn’t have to be a costume, but maybe some sexy lingerie or daring clubwear. Whatever you are looking for, we are here for you with our 24 hour sale.
HURRY WHILE THE OFFER LASTS - the clock is ticking.
Begins at 11:00 a.m. PST on September 26, 2013!!

USE CODE:  24THURSDAY at checkout.

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Location, Location, Location

Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice and Cranberry Juice… mixed in a highball glass is called Sex on the Beach. But I don’t want to talk about that fancy schmancy alcoholic beverage with a tiny umbrella. I want to talk about real sex on the beach…yes Sex – On. The. Beach.

On the two or three occasions I have had the opportunity to have a little lovin’ on the beach it hasn’t really gone all that well. It sounds so romantic doesn’t it? Laying down a blanket or towel on the sand, moonlight shining, waves breaking in the background, a little kiss and cuddle *cue music*

Very, very romantic…. but have you ever tried rubbing the wrong side of a lemon zester on the inside of your wrist? Yeah, that shit hurts. So there you lie getting all romantic, things are progressing quite well and as you get down to the actual deed you realize sand gets everywhere, literally EVERYWHERE. They say sand is a good exfoliator for your skin, but not on the inside for goodness sake – beach sex is like having intercourse with an emery board. Or sandpaper rolled around a stick. Chafing like you cannot believe, in places you didn’t know you had.

Emery Boards - Not a good option

And then, for days after you are finding grains of sand and even tiny seashells in all your nooks and crannies. I’ve even had to sit and pick driftwood out of my lady parts {well probably not actual driftwood, but definitely something that came home from the beach in my knickers}

So next time you’re at the beach with your other half just remember, the payback is just not worth it and don’t ever believe the movies when you see them rolling in the waves because the salt water mixed with sand is even worse.

And yes, I did say I've tried two or three times (possibly more). Some people never learn, but when the urge takes you, you’ve just got to say yes… any time, any place… that’s me!

Monday, September 9, 2013

Lights, Camera... What!!

Cell phones are brilliant things aren’t they? I don’t think I know anyone who doesn’t have one, and everyone uses them for absolutely everything…. Especially photographs! Just think, that’s your whole life there in that little 5oz box of magic. And I sometimes forget that it is LITERALLY my whole life in there… *blush*

A few years ago, before becoming co-owner of wetkittie.com, I had a mundane, boring job at a “regular” company. “And your point is?”, I hear you say, “don’t we all have boring, mundane jobs?” Well, my point is, at wetkittie, I wouldn’t have been so bloody embarrassed as I was that one fateful day in the not too distant past.

I have a partner who sometimes goes on trips without me and what’s a horny girl to do when her man’s away. Yup – sext.

           Dictionary.com defines sexting as:

“sending of sexually explicit photos, images, text messages, or e-mails by using a cell phone or other mobile device.”

And that’s exactly what I do. But not only photographs which are extremely explicit, but videos too. There I am satisfying myself on camera, flicking, stroking and using toys (which is not easy, I will have you know, trying to hold a cell phone in the perfect position while you’re doing all manner of things to yourself with one hand). And the photographs… OH MY!!

So back to my original story. My man had been away one weekend and the sexting had been done… and there I was talking to my boss the next Monday morning and he had some tips for photo taking with the Iphone and what do I do…. Yup, of course … I hand over my phone for him to take a quick photo and show me some editing (or something or other, my mind has blanked that part out)… when suddenly he’s quiet - very, very quiet and I look up to see him scrolling through my weekend adventures…Well now… How do you explain that? Well, you don’t! You basically sit there getting red in the face and wondering how the hell you’re going to get out of this disaster.

It turned out all right in the end, he was a bit shocked at first, but then seemed to like what he saw, and why wouldn’t he?, he put the phone down and walked away. I’m not too sure who was more embarrassed him or me… Although the cheeky bugger did ask to see them again that afternoon!

But I now remember not to hand over my phone to anyone… just in case!
What’s the most embarrassing photo on your phone? Have you ever been caught out like this? Did you get in trouble?

Kiss and tell..


Sunday, September 1, 2013

Fifty Shades.... Better.

The frenzy and hysteria about Fifty Shades of Grey seems to have subsided for a while – at least until the film makes it’s debut, which could be a while seeing as they can’t find a suitable Christian Grey.

“Christian who" I hear you say?? Well unless you’ve been living under a stone for the last year or so, just about everyone on the planet has heard of him. A quick synopsis of the books: Beautiful virgin meets BDSM hunk who decides to bring her into his dungeon fantasies …. Blah, blah, blah… and of course, they all live happily ever after. (Yup, that’s about it). Oh no, you mean it’s not PORN?? Shock, horror. It’s pretty much exactly as its advertised and pushed … Mommy Porn.. which says it all. If you get past all the hype, its just titillation for those mommies who’ve never had really great sex… or have been too scared to try.

The sex scenes are, well, kind of boring. After the first scene you think “Wow, this is going to be good,” but it’s just more of the same over and over ad nauseum. I’ve had better orgasms (or near orgasms) reading Jackie Collins!

So, you’ve seen the book, read the reviews, heard people in the office talk about it in hushed tones and are thinking to yourself… hmmm, what’s this all about then? A bit of BDSM might be something I would like to try out for myself. Might be my cup of tea, as it were. Well, never say I didn’t steer you in the right direction. Pop on over to http://www.wetkittie.net where we have all of the outrageous stuff you might need. This is a sister site to www.wetkittie.com which is mainly sexy clothing and a few toys.

Take this little number for instance:

Jack Boot Flogger

If you are partial to Doc Marten boots and you know a naughty girl (or boy) this is perfect.  Leave a boot print on the buttocks, just for fun!

If this is a little too 'advanced' for you, why not begin with a feather tickler or a soft flogger.  You can find something for you and your partner, however experienced you are, or even if you have no experience at all.  Begin with feathers and soft floggers and then work you way up to the jack boot.  You will get there eventually and if you don't want to go that far, then don't worry about it.  You can go as far as you like.  If you don't like one thing, try something else.

First Time Fetish Flogger

This is perfect for the first timer.. Soft teasing tassels, a sturdy handle and a very handy dandy strap.  Don't want to drop it in the middle of playtime.  You can be as slow or as firm as you like with this one.

But of course, we also have bondage kits which have a little of everything you need to have a wonderful evening.  I highly recommend this one, and I should know - I use it all the time... great fun is had by all.
So, what are you waiting for - get over to our store and get your freak on.... it's labor day weekend and the only work you should be doing is flogging, spanking, gagging, leashing and anything else you want to do.  There is no one around to stop you this weekend.  The sky's your limit, so they say.  Go baby go...

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Something for the weekend?

Back in the day when a gentleman would go for a haircut he would be asked "Something for the weekend sir?"  Now if you don't know what that means, he was asking if the "gentleman" wanted condoms, just in case (although how much of a gentleman that made him, I'm not sure - a little presumptuous actually).  Things have certainly changed and you can now buy condoms, without embarrassment, in just about any store you go in.  The stigma of being "ready" has certainly gone, in fact, it's now encouraged.  Which brings me around to my topic today... being ready for anything. 

A couple of weekends ago, we had some friends over for drinks and snacks.  Eventually, the conversation lulled, the drinks kicked in and the sun beat down, causing someone to ask if we should jump in the spa.  Well, hello!  of course - there were no bikinis or trunks, but that's never stopped us before and it didn't stop us this time.

Four naked bodies in one spa makes for a fun day.  A few more drinks get the imaginations going wild and suddenly we're thinking how fun it would be to have a slip-n-slide ..... hmmmm.... imagination overload.  What can be done about this?  Well, lets get innovative and find what we need. 

Home Made Slip-N-Slide:
  1. Husky Painter's Plastic
  2. Coconut Oil
  3. Fun (sexy) People
  4. Imagination

Lay out the plastic on the ground - cut to size (we used a square about 10x10) - cover yourself in coconut oil - get frisky.

I think you can use your own imagination about what happened after that.  Just let me say, it was more Twister than Slip-n-Slide.  (*grin*)  But wow... this is something you really, really need to try.

But a word of warning - use thicker painters plastic.  We used the only thing we had and it was way too thin and kept ripping at the most inopportune moments.  For best results, it would probably be better to use a tarp or something similar.  The coconut oil is much slicker than water, and its good for your skin! (a win-win situation)

And the moral of this story?  Next time you're in Lowes or Home Depot with a boring household decorating project, think to yourself "Something for the Weekend?"  It's amazing what you can find to spice up your life in the most mundane places.

Have you ever used a household item for something other than what it was intended?  What's the wildest thing you've done with a kitchen utensil?

Why not let your imagination run wild this weekend....

Miss. Kittie

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Endless Summer

Is summer over yet? Most people say its over on Labor Day…. Well we say, nope, it’s not over until you are too cold to wear a bikini or any other sexy little number, come to think of it. And in the life we lead, it apparently is NEVER over. There are always parties to go to where the dress code is little or nothing. It might be chilly outside, but if you’ve got friends and lovers to hug, then that’s not a problem at all.

Take this net outfit, for example. I recently wore this on a trip to Mexico. Perfect weather, perfect outfit – funny looking tan… but that’s beside the point. There’s something about fishnet that makes your curves look great, enhancing in all the right places and it doesn’t matter how big, or small you are, you look great. Oh and I had an absolutely fabulous time (in case you were interested).

Now you don’t have to wear the whole outfit. Of course you can just wear the stars and thong, or then again you could just wear the net. It all depends on what you have planned for the day/evening/night.

Net Crop Top and Boyshorts

It just so happens we have a few of these and they are on sale right now… only $20 and who could ask for more. They were originally selling for more but lets say this is our “end of summer” sale. So go on, go get one because summer will last as long as you want it to – take my word for it.

Miss. Kittie

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Hello Halloween

Halloween… what does that word conjure up? Doesn’t it make you tingle with anticipation about what you’re going to wear? Forget the kids with their candy, annoying knocking at the door all night and trick or treating. This is the day of the year for those of us who love, love, love to dress up (or down, depending on how much you are actually wearing).

The definition of Halloween in my book is:

“The one day of the year when it’s okay to dress like a slut and nobody minds.”

And its getting close to that time again. Yes, it’s only August, but to get the best outfit you have to plan well in advance. And of course, if you want the most popular items, you need to start looking soon. This year, it looks like Pirates will still be a popular pick, while many people will want to be a Superhero or a Zombie and then of course, new items popping up all over the place are the neon clubwear furry animals and even dinosaurs and monsters. Neon, overall, is just going to be very popular.

And that’s what I’ve been doing all day… checking out new costumes and of course, trying them on. Oh My Goodness… some of these are freakin’ wonderful. You know how sometimes you just put something on and you feel, well, sexy as hell? That’s what it’s been like today. Boxes of costumes – just like Christmas – and to be able to try them on and strut around.. heaven!!
Only now, they have to be loaded on the website and that’s just booo! [ha, ha, did you note the casual link to Halloween right there?]

So the next few days will be spent uploading all these wonderful costumes - my weekend is apparently 'shot'. But perhaps I can give my other half an early Halloween thrill. I'm sure that's something he won't mind in the least.


Monday, August 12, 2013

Mixology 101...?

I am a master mixologist…. Even if I do say so myself!

I’ve become bored with Rum and Coke, Vodka and Orange, even Vodka and Red Bull… they are so blasé nowadays, don’t you think? Everybody drinks the same thing, it seems - whatever the recent favorite is of the rich and famous. Ha, but not me, (okay maybe a little, I did mention Red Bull and Vodka didn’t I?) I have become, yes, a mixologist. But only in my kitchen.

What this actually means is that I go to my kitchen, stand on the stool so I can reach the alcohol cupboard, which for some reason is really high up, and take out a number of different alcoholic beverages…. And begin to mix! Sometimes the resulting concoctions are not as nice as you would expect them to be – for example Captain Morgan Tattoo Rum and orange juice is bloody awful! Don't say I didn't warn you.

But this weekend I have found a winner…. Drum roll please…

Mango and Passion Fruit Vodka with Club Soda and a slice of Grapefruit. Yes, that’s right, I said grapefruit – which you squeeze into the drink just before you drink it. Oh yum.. you can hear angels singing with your first sip and they just get louder the more you drink (or was that just ‘cos I was getting drunk?)

It's the absolute perfect drink for either a night out or while sitting by the pool AND ladies... the vodka is a skinny version - only 78 calories per drink. My vodka of choice was Smirnoff Vodka Sorbet Light Mango Passionfruit. And it's absolutely wonderful.

Smirnoff Vodka Light

Oh, and on a side note, I would like to say hello to everyone at Smirnoff - I love your product (hmmm... maybe I will get a few samples in the mail)...


Thursday, August 8, 2013

Let's Get Flirty

This is one of our favorite items in our store… it gives you a little bit of biker, a little bit of BDSM and a whole lot of sexy – can you ask for anymore out of one teeny tiny little top?

It’s called the Wet Look Flirty Top. But we think it’s just a tad bit more than ‘flirty,’ it’s a downright come f*ck me top! Wet look around the back and elastic with hook closure in the front for easy access, you don’t leave very much to the imagination with this one. And it’s only $32.00.

Here’s the link:

Wet Look Flirty Top

Recently I wore this on a night out and damn was that a night *blush* Let me just say, I had an absolutely wonderful time. So good, in fact, I don’t remember much about it, except that I didn’t have to worry about my top falling off (unless I wanted it to) – the fit on this is perfect and it holds all your ‘bits’ in AND you get the G-string too.

If you want to try one for yourself, use the following code on check out for FREE SHIPPING: FLIRT

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

He Said What?

This has been a week of homeless people Wowing us .. on Friday, I was at a stoplight and a homeless guy (quite young and possibly quite cute under all the dirt) had a huge sign which read, and I quote, “Got a Room and Blow – Spare Change for Hookers?”

I had a little giggle to myself, he was being quite original and a little greedy – “Hookers”, plural, he won't make do with just one, naughty boy. You don’t see that everyday and it’s a bit of a change from “Need money for cigarettes..” or “Will work for Food”, when you know they won’t.

Then, just this morning my other kitten here was walking in downtown and a homeless man serenaded her with “Get your f**king c**t moving…” I’m not sure how slow she was walking but she mentioned she felt ever so glamorous - someone acknowledging her c**t at that time in the morning is uplifting, to say the least. And a stranger too! Although she did put a bit more pace into her step around about that time.

I wonder where homeless people go to learn their trade, hobo humor as it were, is there a school for tramps with lessons in insults and sign making. Abuse 101, Buffoonery 101, Signage and How to Make a Statement…?

What’s the worst insult you have received from a homeless person? Have you ever seen a sign that made you grin? And really, is it so wrong to think of a homeless man as cute?

Friday, August 2, 2013

What's a what.....?

Recently my other half and I were eating in a somewhat upscale restaurant in Orange County, California.  The usual pretentious, overly quiet and stuck up place that makes you feel that you should wipe your feet and wash your hands before you sit down.  It was a Sunday lunchtime and the brunch crowd were in full swing with their Mimosas and the like.

We had eaten our salads and were waiting for the main course to be brought out.  My man went off to the toilet to spend a penny, while I carried on drinking my over priced wine.  (What's with all the background information I hear you say - well it will make sense in a bit).  A few moments later he comes meandering back to the table with a look on his face that was half smile and half question ... What's that about I'm thinking to myself?  

He sits himself down and watches me put a fork full of food in my mouth as he casually says "What's a Blumpkin?"  I have no idea at this point, but its such a weird word I laughed and sprayed food in his general direction.  "Where did that come from?" Says I ... "There's a note on the bathroom wall" he says ... "For a good Blumpkin call (949)..blah, blah, blah ....and I don't know what it is."  I will admit, I didn't know what is was either.

Obviously this being the age of the Internet at your fingertips, we googled it and ...Oh My!!!

Now you must remember we are in the OC in a frightfully posh restaurant and we've just found out what a Blumpkin is... So what do we do?   We crack up laughing - loudly - before we remember where we are ... Try to eat a fancy steak while trying not to laugh - it's not easy.  We ate up and left as soon as we could, while wiping the tears away from our eyes.  It's amazing what you learn in the most unlikely places.

Do you know what a Blumpkin is? Have you had one or given one?  Discuss below ... Lol
Or have you ever found a wonderfully erotic piece of trivia in an unusual place?

Miss Kittie

Thursday, August 1, 2013

And Then It Hit Me....

So, here’s the thing, we’ve got a new blog, well nowadays everybody has a blog don’t they.. the thing is, what do you write about?? How do I know what you want to hear. What will interest you and make you laugh a little - hopefully not enough for you to pee your pants - but then maybe that would be good to. We all have our little quirks, don’t we?

As I’m sitting here in front of my computer, my mind is racing. What if I bore everyone to death, what if no one comes? This is supposed to be a sexy place, somewhere to share our new lingerie items and tell stories, share ideas for new competitions and the like. I personally follow a blog and there is a photo-a-day prompt, but would that work here? Do we want to see everyone’s bits displayed on Instagram every day? What could be imaginative and erotic for one person could possibly upset someone else.

And then it hit me ... Let’s just do whatever we want. If you are here, you want to be here. If you are a sexy beast, then nothing should upset you when it comes to people’s bits and pieces being displayed in public. Not that we are condoning wandering the streets in the all together – that might just get you in a little bit of trouble. (Those police types tend not to have a sense of humor where public nudity is concerned).

If you want to post a photo on Instagram, use the hashtag #wetkittie so we can all take a peek. We will have our account up and running in a while, so don’t forget to follow us when we get around to actually setting it up. Meanwhile, I should be getting back to uploading more delicious lingerie and dresses on our website. www.wetkittie.com

Miss K xxx

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

This is Us

Well, this is all very new..

Here we are in blog land and as you know, kats are a little skittish in new surroundings. Bear (or bare) with us if you will and let us get used to our new 'home away from home' on the internet and we will soon be regaling you with, hopefully, stories and articles that will make you blush, or at least glow a bit.

If you follow us regularly, you'll see we will occasionally have coupon codes (just for our blog friends), competitions and other special surprises every now and then.

So... let the fun begin.