Thursday, February 5, 2015

Does Size Matter?

I read an article recently entitled “10 Reasons to Never Date a Man with a Big Penis [here].

While, I did get a bit of a giggle about some of the reasons mentioned, I thought I would take the opportunity to give my own point of view (having lived with a man with a bigger than average appendage for quite a few years)

1. Normal Condoms Don’t Fit.
This is very true.  It’s not often you can go into a shop and just pick up a packet of XXXL condoms and apparently, trying to get a smaller size to fit, has all kinds of problems, the worst of which is that it cuts off the blood flow, meaning you’re not going to be needing that condom any time soon anyway.
Would anyone ask for size small?
2. Vagina’s Don’t Fit
Trust me, if a baby’s head, the size of a bowling ball, can squeeze out of your lady parts, a penis is not going to give you any problems at all, no matter what size it is.  Obviously, if it’s about a foot and a half long, it might hit the top of your cervix (or your throat) but a little wiggle one way or another and you can find a comfortable position.  If not, then your partner should not drill so deep, after all, its not all about him is it?

3. Cystitis (UTI)
Okay, yeah, this is a real thing.  But, I don’t think the size really has that much to do with it.  I think it’s the position actually.  In my experience, I’ve found that too much sex doggy style while laying flat on my stomach with a penis hammering away at my urethra over and over… and over and over…. Will result in a UTI.   But it feels so good at the time……..
Lots of Cranberry juice ladies
4. Anal
Well, okay I agree, a thicker penis is a problem here.  And it’s not as if we haven’t tried (quite a few times actually).  It’s really quite like putting a square peg in a round hole.  Bad analogy, but trust me, it just ain’t easy!  Not that it’s never happened and that it won't be attempted again but you've just got to be very relaxed.

5. A Very Real Risk of Suffocation
Unless you are Linda Lovelace, there’s probably a really good chance that you can actually die of suffocation by penis. Not something that I would want to do. And it doesn’t look particularly sexy when you’re drooling spit down your chin (which always seems to happen), trying to breathe through your nose and then you kind of throw up a bit and it comes out your nostrils.  Eeww.  Yeah, not sexy, not sexy at all.

6. Vanilla Sex
I have been with my over-endowed man for quite a few years now, and trust me, there’s no vanilla sex going on in our bedroom.  You name a position and we’ve probably tried it, liked it, and done it again.

7. Bleeding
Pork swords can be a real thing.  In my sex life, however, it’s never happened. But then, some women bleed with any size penis.  If having sex is making you bleed, you probably should see a doctor, or at least ask your swordsman to take the razor blades off the end of his dick.

8. Careful, Measured Sex
Nope.  Just nope.  Sex is sex and if you want to get it on, there’s no point in being careful or measured.  Just Do It (as they say).

9. You Will Always Need Lube
Lube…. Well yes, lube is nice.  But if you’re in the right mood, generally you make your own lube. Need a quickie, then there are other things to create lube. But then again, the slickery, silky feel of lube is a turn on itself.  So I’m not complaining.

10. They’re Messy to Look At
I don’t think this is a size thing – they’re all ugly.  Sorry chaps, but that’s just how it is.  A penis is never going to win a beauty contest, is it?  But it’s not what it looks like, it’s how you use it!

I think the person who wrote that article has just got herself a new man who has a whopper of a wiener and she's just a little bit scared.  But trust me, dear, once you've ridden it a while, you will never, ever want to go back to a Mr. Average Dick.

Friday, March 14, 2014

Your Favorite Day!

To all our readers, we've been quiet for a while, but today is the perfect day for us to thank all the men out there who are followers of our musings.  Here's to your Best Day of the Year.
We hope you get everything you deserve on your special day.  Have Fun!
Miss Kittie

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Doggie Style

Dogging - No dogs are involved (I hope)… but the (not so new) craze of having sex in a car while complete strangers watch, and sometimes participate is spreading across the world. It has now been reported in not only England, but Australia, Barbados, Brazil, Holland, Denmark, Norway, Canada and the US. My question is, why does it need to be reported? People are just doing what they do without causing harm to anyone, so what makes it a news item?

Never heard of it? Dogging is an English slang term for “engaging in sexual acts in a public or semi-public place, or watching while others engage in sex.” Voyeurism and exhibitionism is encouraged. There may be a lone couple, a group or an entire gang bang. All in the relative safety of your closest public cark park. Usually, there are locations that are well known to ‘doggers’ – a quiet country road with a few secluded parking areas – a far cry from the old ‘behind the bike shed’ style of kissing.

The term dogging possibly originated in the early 1970’s to describe (dirty old) men who spied on unsuspecting couples having sex outdoors. It may also have come from those who would make the excuse of walking the dog to cover their spying activities. This just sounds a bit creepy and is akin to those “sand crabs” who tend to frequent naked beaches in the United States (in my experience). You suddenly look up and find a set of sandy balls touching your beach towel from the crab who crawled his way across the beach towards you to “get a closer look.” *shivers*

I’m all for public sex. And there have been times in the past when a boyfriend and I have gone to a known ‘spot’ to look for a place to, as they say in old American films, neck or make out. Before dogging was popular, we would have to find some place where there was absolutely no chance of being seen and invariably there would be a group of young boys there waiting to chase you off and stop your fun. Dogging has stopped all that. Now you can meet on the internet with a willing participant, meet up at a local known dogging spot and get it on – with as few or as many people as you want.

Now don’t get me wrong, I've enjoyed car sex, but I think my days of dogging are over. Maybe it’s me getting older, but I think I prefer swing clubs. They’re indoors, they have all the comforts of home and quite frankly, how many times can you get the gear stick in your rear before it really hurts!

Have you ever dogged? Do tell….


Thursday, January 23, 2014

Jimmy Who? ... An Orgasmic New Arrival

Wow – we’ve got exciting news and I just have to let you all know …. *Drum roll please*

We now carry the JIMMYJANE line of products!!!  And if you’ve never heard of them, you are definitely missing something.  Yes, they are a little pricey, but you definitely pay for what you get.  No doubt about it.
Search Now: JimmyJane

And although we’ve not tried it yet, the Hello Touch is the “Best Toy Ever Invented” and looks like it was “invented by Tony Stark” according to
Hello Touch
Get it Here: Hello!!

This little device turns two of your fingers into vibrators which can be used all over the body, anywhere you would normally put your fingers, inside or out.  You can put the vibration pad on any finger, any way around (front or back of the finger) and it will stay where you put it – no glue required.  You can also move them up your finger to the second knuckle and see what happens.  It’s all very space age and Ipod-esque.

Imagine getting an erotic massage while your partner is wearing these.  Totally succumb to the feelings.  Nipple play, clitoris stroking, pretty much anything will feel so good.  If you are a tactile person, these are definitely for you.  It’s also easily washed with soap and water.

But you should also try the Form 2 Waterproof vibrator.  Apparently, this is also an orgasmic little number.  Take a look now and let us know what you think.  We would love to hear your thoughts on these two, or any of the JimmyJane line, actually.

As soon as we get our first shipment, there will definitely be one going home with me….or possibly two  *wink*

Miss Kittie

Monday, January 13, 2014

It Takes Pains to be Beautiful

Shoes…. I lust after shoes… It’s my weakness and the higher the heel, the better. My most recent purchase are these little beauties….

Cute - yes, Sexy – extremely, but they sometimes really, really hurt my feet – and all in the name of fashion.

You can buy them right here:  Bombshell Pumps

As my mum would always tell me, it takes pains to be beautiful.  Which got me thinking about the extremes people go in the name of cuteness and Chinese foot binding came to mind … it has to be the most painful and probably the most dangerous/ugly fashion statement of all time.

For around 1000 years in China tiny feet were considered highly erotic and arousing to Chinese men. The resulting “lotus gait” while walking was thought by men to make the sexual anatomy “more voluptuous and sensitive.” Apparently love manuals back then detailed at least 48 different ways of fondling a woman’s bound feet. !!

While in bed, even while totally naked, women would wear tiny little slippers to conceal their deformed feet. A bit like present day women wearing erotic lingerie to add a little intrigue and look well, HOT - but usually not to hide a deformity! And what a deformity it was, just take a look at this and tell me it's sexy:

Now I’m not a great fan of feet, but I know there are those out there who do have a foot fetish, or podophilia to give it the real name.  In fact, foot fetishism is the most common form of fetish related to a body part.   I have no problem with that, just it’s not my cup of tea. But really, what on earth were those Chinese men thinking?  Was this really a foot fetish or was it a domination thing because those poor women couldn’t even walk without help.

I think I will stick with my high heels, which add spice to my life, make my legs look longer and turn on my man!  Can’t ask for more than that.  And if he decides he would like to suck my toes, then who am I to turn him down. *sigh*

Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Happy NUDE Year!!

It's that time again when everyone reflects on the year gone by and what they have accomplished - or not.  That time when you remember fondly adventures you have had and friends you have made. 

Be it a time for regrets of wishes not granted or those which did not come true, or regrets of things you have done which you wish you had probably thought about for just one more moment before jumping in head first.

We've had a few of both here at Wetkittie..... but the adventures and fun times have totally outweighed the regrets of things not done - that's mainly because there's pretty much nothing we have not done this year.  A good time was definitely had by all.

So with that said, we thank you for following our blog, being our customers and most of all being our friends.  Lets make 2014 one of the sexiest ever!!!


from all of us at

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

And Then I Cried!

Do you remember your first orgasm? Where you were or who you were with? I don’t mean just your regular run of the mill orgasm, I mean your very first crying, screaming, out of this world (possibly squirting) orgasm? I think that’s one of those special moments you keep tucked in your memory bank, kind of like having your first kiss or your first child. Or maybe I’m just weird, or maybe it was just THAT GOOD!

Mine was in the summer of 1984. Yes, way back in the day. I was just a child (well, let me put that a different way… I was young, or younger than I am now – not actually a child, that would be just creepy, if not a little felonious). But I did live in England where the age of sexual consent is much, much younger than in the USA.

Back in those days I was a bit of a tomboy. My uniform of choice was Doc Marten boots, drainpipe jeans and a very, very short haircut and I spent many a weekend (possibly every weekend) at a football game (soccer to those of you who don't know any better). But that in no way meant I was not extremely girlie when it came to sex – yes, I loved it!! (And I still do actually)

In that spring and summer of ‘84 I had a boyfriend who lived quite far from me. We didn’t get to see each other much except at the weekends and possibly the occasional weekday sleep over. The fateful day/night in question I was staying at his house, as were a few other people. It was a little cramped which meant we were sharing the bedroom with someone else…. But that didn’t stop us. *blush* In a cramped single bed with someone else in the room, how could it get any more romantic?? But when you’re young, who the heck cares.

So there we were getting down and dirty, forgetting everything else and having a pretty good time. I rolled over and got on top, cowgirl style, and then it began….. I could feel the build up beginning, tingling from my toes all the way up my spine and back down into my lady parts… and it built, and built and….. Oh My God…!! The feeling was soooo freakin’ good – it was like all my senses had converged in my groin, I couldn’t breath, I couldn’t stop and I really didn’t want to.. I was so wet and I gushed so much I literally thought I had pee’d myself....And then I cried.

What the…? It was so incredibly erotic, mind blowing and intense that I cried! (I have since realized that the crying is something I do when I have the “Big One”) That poor boy. I’m not really sure he was ready for all that emotion – or the crying. I think I probably freaked him out a little, but hey, how many boys can say they were so good they made their girl cry, in a good way - And in front of an audience too? We got over the high and looked around and realized yes, we had been watched from beginning to end. And doesn’t that make it all the more erotic?

The relationship fizzled out at the end of that summer, but whenever I hear the immortal words of George Michael singing “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” or “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” by Cindy Lauper I go right back to that summer and it all comes flooding back. I even get a little tingle now and then. They do say you always remember your first… and wow do I remember it!!!

And if by chance that ‘boy’ is reading this – and you probably know who you are - just know you have a special place in my heart. You popped my orgasm cherry and that’s a wonderful thing!

Do you remember your first orgasm?  Or maybe even your first sexual experience??   Tell all.....