It Takes Pains to be Beautiful

Shoes…. I lust after shoes… It’s my weakness and the higher the heel, the better. My most recent purchase are these little beauties….

Cute - yes, Sexy – extremely, but they sometimes really, really hurt my feet – and all in the name of fashion.

You can buy them right here:  Bombshell Pumps

As my mum would always tell me, it takes pains to be beautiful.  Which got me thinking about the extremes people go in the name of cuteness and Chinese foot binding came to mind … it has to be the most painful and probably the most dangerous/ugly fashion statement of all time.

For around 1000 years in China tiny feet were considered highly erotic and arousing to Chinese men. The resulting “lotus gait” while walking was thought by men to make the sexual anatomy “more voluptuous and sensitive.” Apparently love manuals back then detailed at least 48 different ways of fondling a woman’s bound feet. !!

While in bed, even while totally naked, women would wear tiny little slippers to conceal their deformed feet. A bit like present day women wearing erotic lingerie to add a little intrigue and look well, HOT - but usually not to hide a deformity! And what a deformity it was, just take a look at this and tell me it's sexy:

Now I’m not a great fan of feet, but I know there are those out there who do have a foot fetish, or podophilia to give it the real name.  In fact, foot fetishism is the most common form of fetish related to a body part.   I have no problem with that, just it’s not my cup of tea. But really, what on earth were those Chinese men thinking?  Was this really a foot fetish or was it a domination thing because those poor women couldn’t even walk without help.

I think I will stick with my high heels, which add spice to my life, make my legs look longer and turn on my man!  Can’t ask for more than that.  And if he decides he would like to suck my toes, then who am I to turn him down. *sigh*

And Then I Cried!

Do you remember your first orgasm? Where you were or who you were with? I don’t mean just your regular run of the mill orgasm, I mean your very first crying, screaming, out of this world (possibly squirting) orgasm? I think that’s one of those special moments you keep tucked in your memory bank, kind of like having your first kiss or your first child. Or maybe I’m just weird, or maybe it was just THAT GOOD!

Mine was in the summer of 1984. Yes, way back in the day. I was just a child (well, let me put that a different way… I was young, or younger than I am now – not actually a child, that would be just creepy, if not a little felonious). But I did live in England where the age of sexual consent is much, much younger than in the USA.

Back in those days I was a bit of a tomboy. My uniform of choice was Doc Marten boots, drainpipe jeans and a very, very short haircut and I spent many a weekend (possibly every weekend) at a football game (soccer to those of you who don't know any better). But that in no way meant I was not extremely girlie when it came to sex – yes, I loved it!! (And I still do actually)

In that spring and summer of ‘84 I had a boyfriend who lived quite far from me. We didn’t get to see each other much except at the weekends and possibly the occasional weekday sleep over. The fateful day/night in question I was staying at his house, as were a few other people. It was a little cramped which meant we were sharing the bedroom with someone else…. But that didn’t stop us. *blush* In a cramped single bed with someone else in the room, how could it get any more romantic?? But when you’re young, who the heck cares.

So there we were getting down and dirty, forgetting everything else and having a pretty good time. I rolled over and got on top, cowgirl style, and then it began….. I could feel the build up beginning, tingling from my toes all the way up my spine and back down into my lady parts… and it built, and built and….. Oh My God…!! The feeling was soooo freakin’ good – it was like all my senses had converged in my groin, I couldn’t breath, I couldn’t stop and I really didn’t want to.. I was so wet and I gushed so much I literally thought I had pee’d myself....And then I cried.

What the…? It was so incredibly erotic, mind blowing and intense that I cried! (I have since realized that the crying is something I do when I have the “Big One”) That poor boy. I’m not really sure he was ready for all that emotion – or the crying. I think I probably freaked him out a little, but hey, how many boys can say they were so good they made their girl cry, in a good way - And in front of an audience too? We got over the high and looked around and realized yes, we had been watched from beginning to end. And doesn’t that make it all the more erotic?

The relationship fizzled out at the end of that summer, but whenever I hear the immortal words of George Michael singing “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” or “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” by Cindy Lauper I go right back to that summer and it all comes flooding back. I even get a little tingle now and then. They do say you always remember your first… and wow do I remember it!!!

And if by chance that ‘boy’ is reading this – and you probably know who you are - just know you have a special place in my heart. You popped my orgasm cherry and that’s a wonderful thing!

Do you remember your first orgasm?  Or maybe even your first sexual experience??   Tell all.....

Kisses

Kittie

xx 

Lights, Camera... What!!

Cell phones are brilliant things aren’t they? I don’t think I know anyone who doesn’t have one, and everyone uses them for absolutely everything…. Especially photographs! Just think, that’s your whole life there in that little 5oz box of magic. And I sometimes forget that it is LITERALLY my whole life in there… *blush*

A few years ago, before becoming co-owner of wetkittie.com, I had a mundane, boring job at a “regular” company. “And your point is?”, I hear you say, “don’t we all have boring, mundane jobs?” Well, my point is, at wetkittie, I wouldn’t have been so bloody embarrassed as I was that one fateful day in the not too distant past.

I have a partner who sometimes goes on trips without me and what’s a horny girl to do when her man’s away. Yup – sext.

           Dictionary.com defines sexting as:

“sending of sexually explicit photos, images, text messages, or e-mails by using a cell phone or other mobile device.”

And that’s exactly what I do. But not only photographs which are extremely explicit, but videos too. There I am satisfying myself on camera, flicking, stroking and using toys (which is not easy, I will have you know, trying to hold a cell phone in the perfect position while you’re doing all manner of things to yourself with one hand). And the photographs… OH MY!!

So back to my original story. My man had been away one weekend and the sexting had been done… and there I was talking to my boss the next Monday morning and he had some tips for photo taking with the Iphone and what do I do…. Yup, of course … I hand over my phone for him to take a quick photo and show me some editing (or something or other, my mind has blanked that part out)… when suddenly he’s quiet - very, very quiet and I look up to see him scrolling through my weekend adventures…Well now… How do you explain that? Well, you don’t! You basically sit there getting red in the face and wondering how the hell you’re going to get out of this disaster.

It turned out all right in the end, he was a bit shocked at first, but then seemed to like what he saw, and why wouldn’t he?, he put the phone down and walked away. I’m not too sure who was more embarrassed him or me… Although the cheeky bugger did ask to see them again that afternoon!

But I now remember not to hand over my phone to anyone… just in case!

What’s the most embarrassing photo on your phone? Have you ever been caught out like this? Did you get in trouble?

Kiss and tell..

Kisses,

Fifty Shades.... Better.

The frenzy and hysteria about Fifty Shades of Grey seems to have subsided for a while – at least until the film makes it’s debut, which could be a while seeing as they can’t find a suitable Christian Grey.

“Christian who" I hear you say?? Well unless you’ve been living under a stone for the last year or so, just about everyone on the planet has heard of him. A quick synopsis of the books: Beautiful virgin meets BDSM hunk who decides to bring her into his dungeon fantasies …. Blah, blah, blah… and of course, they all live happily ever after. (Yup, that’s about it). Oh no, you mean it’s not PORN?? Shock, horror. It’s pretty much exactly as its advertised and pushed … Mommy Porn.. which says it all. If you get past all the hype, its just titillation for those mommies who’ve never had really great sex… or have been too scared to try.

The sex scenes are, well, kind of boring. After the first scene you think “Wow, this is going to be good,” but it’s just more of the same over and over ad nauseum. I’ve had better orgasms (or near orgasms) reading Jackie Collins!

So, you’ve seen the book, read the reviews, heard people in the office talk about it in hushed tones and are thinking to yourself… hmmm, what’s this all about then? A bit of BDSM might be something I would like to try out for myself. Might be my cup of tea, as it were. Well, never say I didn’t steer you in the right direction. Pop on over to http://www.wetkittie.net where we have all of the outrageous stuff you might need. This is a sister site to www.wetkittie.com which is mainly sexy clothing and a few toys.

Take this little number for instance:

Jack Boot Flogger

If you are partial to Doc Marten boots and you know a naughty girl (or boy) this is perfect.  Leave a boot print on the buttocks, just for fun!

If this is a little too 'advanced' for you, why not begin with a feather tickler or a soft flogger.  You can find something for you and your partner, however experienced you are, or even if you have no experience at all.  Begin with feathers and soft floggers and then work you way up to the jack boot.  You will get there eventually and if you don't want to go that far, then don't worry about it.  You can go as far as you like.  If you don't like one thing, try something else.

First Time Fetish Flogger

This is perfect for the first timer.. Soft teasing tassels, a sturdy handle and a very handy dandy strap.  Don't want to drop it in the middle of playtime.  You can be as slow or as firm as you like with this one.

Fetish Fantasy Bondage Kit

But of course, we also have bondage kits which have a little of everything you need to have a wonderful evening.  I highly recommend this one, and I should know - I use it all the time... great fun is had by all.

 

So, what are you waiting for - get over to our store and get your freak on.... it's labor day weekend and the only work you should be doing is flogging, spanking, gagging, leashing and anything else you want to do.  There is no one around to stop you this weekend.  The sky's your limit, so they say.  Go baby go...

 

kisses,

 

Something for the weekend?

Back in the day when a gentleman would go for a haircut he would be asked "Something for the weekend sir?"  Now if you don't know what that means, he was asking if the "gentleman" wanted condoms, just in case (although how much of a gentleman that made him, I'm not sure - a little presumptuous actually).  Things have certainly changed and you can now buy condoms, without embarrassment, in just about any store you go in.  The stigma of being "ready" has certainly gone, in fact, it's now encouraged.  Which brings me around to my topic today... being ready for anything. 

A couple of weekends ago, we had some friends over for drinks and snacks.  Eventually, the conversation lulled, the drinks kicked in and the sun beat down, causing someone to ask if we should jump in the spa.  Well, hello!  of course - there were no bikinis or trunks, but that's never stopped us before and it didn't stop us this time.

Four naked bodies in one spa makes for a fun day.  A few more drinks get the imaginations going wild and suddenly we're thinking how fun it would be to have a slip-n-slide ..... hmmmm.... imagination overload.  What can be done about this?  Well, lets get innovative and find what we need. 

Home Made Slip-N-Slide:

1. Husky Painter's Plastic
2. Coconut Oil
3. Fun (sexy) People
4. Imagination

Lay out the plastic on the ground - cut to size (we used a square about 10x10) - cover yourself in coconut oil - get frisky.

I think you can use your own imagination about what happened after that.  Just let me say, it was more Twister than Slip-n-Slide.  (*grin*)  But wow... this is something you really, really need to try.

But a word of warning - use thicker painters plastic.  We used the only thing we had and it was way too thin and kept ripping at the most inopportune moments.  For best results, it would probably be better to use a tarp or something similar.  The coconut oil is much slicker than water, and its good for your skin! (a win-win situation)

And the moral of this story?  Next time you're in Lowes or Home Depot with a boring household decorating project, think to yourself "Something for the Weekend?"  It's amazing what you can find to spice up your life in the most mundane places.

Have you ever used a household item for something other than what it was intended?  What's the wildest thing you've done with a kitchen utensil?

Why not let your imagination run wild this weekend....

Kisses,
Miss. Kittie

Endless Summer

Is summer over yet? Most people say its over on Labor Day…. Well we say, nope, it’s not over until you are too cold to wear a bikini or any other sexy little number, come to think of it. And in the life we lead, it apparently is NEVER over. There are always parties to go to where the dress code is little or nothing. It might be chilly outside, but if you’ve got friends and lovers to hug, then that’s not a problem at all.

Take this net outfit, for example. I recently wore this on a trip to Mexico. Perfect weather, perfect outfit – funny looking tan… but that’s beside the point. There’s something about fishnet that makes your curves look great, enhancing in all the right places and it doesn’t matter how big, or small you are, you look great. Oh and I had an absolutely fabulous time (in case you were interested).

Now you don’t have to wear the whole outfit. Of course you can just wear the stars and thong, or then again you could just wear the net. It all depends on what you have planned for the day/evening/night.

Net Crop Top and Boyshorts

It just so happens we have a few of these and they are on sale right now… only $20 and who could ask for more. They were originally selling for more but lets say this is our “end of summer” sale. So go on, go get one because summer will last as long as you want it to – take my word for it.

Luvs,

Miss. Kittie

Hello Halloween

Halloween… what does that word conjure up? Doesn’t it make you tingle with anticipation about what you’re going to wear? Forget the kids with their candy, annoying knocking at the door all night and trick or treating. This is the day of the year for those of us who love, love, love to dress up (or down, depending on how much you are actually wearing).

The definition of Halloween in my book is:

“The one day of the year when it’s okay to dress like a slut and nobody minds.”

And its getting close to that time again. Yes, it’s only August, but to get the best outfit you have to plan well in advance. And of course, if you want the most popular items, you need to start looking soon. This year, it looks like Pirates will still be a popular pick, while many people will want to be a Superhero or a Zombie and then of course, new items popping up all over the place are the neon clubwear furry animals and even dinosaurs and monsters. Neon, overall, is just going to be very popular.

And that’s what I’ve been doing all day… checking out new costumes and of course, trying them on. Oh My Goodness… some of these are freakin’ wonderful. You know how sometimes you just put something on and you feel, well, sexy as hell? That’s what it’s been like today. Boxes of costumes – just like Christmas – and to be able to try them on and strut around.. heaven!!

Only now, they have to be loaded on the website and that’s just booo! [ha, ha, did you note the casual link to Halloween right there?]

So the next few days will be spent uploading all these wonderful costumes - my weekend is apparently 'shot'. But perhaps I can give my other half an early Halloween thrill. I'm sure that's something he won't mind in the least.

Kisses,