Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Happy NUDE Year!!

It's that time again when everyone reflects on the year gone by and what they have accomplished - or not.  That time when you remember fondly adventures you have had and friends you have made. 

Be it a time for regrets of wishes not granted or those which did not come true, or regrets of things you have done which you wish you had probably thought about for just one more moment before jumping in head first.

We've had a few of both here at Wetkittie..... but the adventures and fun times have totally outweighed the regrets of things not done - that's mainly because there's pretty much nothing we have not done this year.  A good time was definitely had by all.

So with that said, we thank you for following our blog, being our customers and most of all being our friends.  Lets make 2014 one of the sexiest ever!!!


from all of us at

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

And Then I Cried!

Do you remember your first orgasm? Where you were or who you were with? I don’t mean just your regular run of the mill orgasm, I mean your very first crying, screaming, out of this world (possibly squirting) orgasm? I think that’s one of those special moments you keep tucked in your memory bank, kind of like having your first kiss or your first child. Or maybe I’m just weird, or maybe it was just THAT GOOD!

Mine was in the summer of 1984. Yes, way back in the day. I was just a child (well, let me put that a different way… I was young, or younger than I am now – not actually a child, that would be just creepy, if not a little felonious). But I did live in England where the age of sexual consent is much, much younger than in the USA.

Back in those days I was a bit of a tomboy. My uniform of choice was Doc Marten boots, drainpipe jeans and a very, very short haircut and I spent many a weekend (possibly every weekend) at a football game (soccer to those of you who don't know any better). But that in no way meant I was not extremely girlie when it came to sex – yes, I loved it!! (And I still do actually)

In that spring and summer of ‘84 I had a boyfriend who lived quite far from me. We didn’t get to see each other much except at the weekends and possibly the occasional weekday sleep over. The fateful day/night in question I was staying at his house, as were a few other people. It was a little cramped which meant we were sharing the bedroom with someone else…. But that didn’t stop us. *blush* In a cramped single bed with someone else in the room, how could it get any more romantic?? But when you’re young, who the heck cares.

So there we were getting down and dirty, forgetting everything else and having a pretty good time. I rolled over and got on top, cowgirl style, and then it began….. I could feel the build up beginning, tingling from my toes all the way up my spine and back down into my lady parts… and it built, and built and….. Oh My God…!! The feeling was soooo freakin’ good – it was like all my senses had converged in my groin, I couldn’t breath, I couldn’t stop and I really didn’t want to.. I was so wet and I gushed so much I literally thought I had pee’d myself....And then I cried.

What the…? It was so incredibly erotic, mind blowing and intense that I cried! (I have since realized that the crying is something I do when I have the “Big One”) That poor boy. I’m not really sure he was ready for all that emotion – or the crying. I think I probably freaked him out a little, but hey, how many boys can say they were so good they made their girl cry, in a good way - And in front of an audience too? We got over the high and looked around and realized yes, we had been watched from beginning to end. And doesn’t that make it all the more erotic?

The relationship fizzled out at the end of that summer, but whenever I hear the immortal words of George Michael singing “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” or “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” by Cindy Lauper I go right back to that summer and it all comes flooding back. I even get a little tingle now and then. They do say you always remember your first… and wow do I remember it!!!

And if by chance that ‘boy’ is reading this – and you probably know who you are - just know you have a special place in my heart. You popped my orgasm cherry and that’s a wonderful thing!

Do you remember your first orgasm?  Or maybe even your first sexual experience??   Tell all.....


Sunday, December 8, 2013

Sun, Sea and....Sex!

Well you might have noticed I've been gone for a while... did you notice... hello??? anyone out there??  Yes, we were on vacation - and what a vacation it was. 

You may think of a vacation as relaxing, sight seeing, sunbathing, tan lines, a few drinks and then a few more.  But this was a whole different kind of vacation which consisted of relaxing, drinking, sex, sunbathing, sex, no tan lines, sex, dancing, sex, drinking, sex, swimming, sex, Jacuzzi-ing (is that even a word?)  But, yes you get it, there was a whole LOT of sex going on around that cruise ship and what a good time was had by all.

A full ship lifestyle takeover - who could ask for more.  From morning to night just a sexually charged atmosphere.  You may remember a while back I blogged about the theme nights - well, they were even more sexy than I would have thought.  So, let's take a look at some of the nights shall we?? 

There was sexy super hero night... of course, superman (or woman)

Super ... Boobs!
Then there were :
The Great Gatsby Night  ..
and Fetish Night ....

And Mardi Gras Masquerade
There we a few more nights, but pictures are not available yet... But just let it be said - a brilliant time was had by all.  Even down to being watched having sex on the balcony by the neighbors in the cabin above - how they didn't fall overboard is anyone's guess!
Many new friendships were made and we can't wait for the next one. 
If you ever want to try it out, just take a look here and say hello to Lynne!
The Swinger Cruise - 100% Lifestyle takeover cruises and all inclusive resort vacations

Have you ever been on a lifestyle cruise?  Where did you go and how was it?  Do tell....