A Gift for You

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Halloween is the perfect time to treat yourself to something saucy. It doesn’t have to be a costume, but maybe some sexy lingerie or daring clubwear. Whatever you are looking for, we are here for you with our 24 hour sale.

HURRY WHILE THE OFFER LASTS - the clock is ticking.

Begins at 11:00 a.m. PST on September 26, 2013!!

USE CODE:  24THURSDAY at checkout.

Location, Location, Location

Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice and Cranberry Juice… mixed in a highball glass is called Sex on the Beach. But I don’t want to talk about that fancy schmancy alcoholic beverage with a tiny umbrella. I want to talk about real sex on the beach…yes Sex – On. The. Beach.

On the two or three occasions I have had the opportunity to have a little lovin’ on the beach it hasn’t really gone all that well. It sounds so romantic doesn’t it? Laying down a blanket or towel on the sand, moonlight shining, waves breaking in the background, a little kiss and cuddle *cue music*

Very, very romantic…. but have you ever tried rubbing the wrong side of a lemon zester on the inside of your wrist? Yeah, that shit hurts. So there you lie getting all romantic, things are progressing quite well and as you get down to the actual deed you realize sand gets everywhere, literally EVERYWHERE. They say sand is a good exfoliator for your skin, but not on the inside for goodness sake – beach sex is like having intercourse with an emery board. Or sandpaper rolled around a stick. Chafing like you cannot believe, in places you didn’t know you had.



Emery Boards - Not a good option





And then, for days after you are finding grains of sand and even tiny seashells in all your nooks and crannies. I’ve even had to sit and pick driftwood out of my lady parts {well probably not actual driftwood, but definitely something that came home from the beach in my knickers}

So next time you’re at the beach with your other half just remember, the payback is just not worth it and don’t ever believe the movies when you see them rolling in the waves because the salt water mixed with sand is even worse.

And yes, I did say I've tried two or three times (possibly more). Some people never learn, but when the urge takes you, you’ve just got to say yes… any time, any place… that’s me!

Lights, Camera... What!!

Cell phones are brilliant things aren’t they? I don’t think I know anyone who doesn’t have one, and everyone uses them for absolutely everything…. Especially photographs! Just think, that’s your whole life there in that little 5oz box of magic. And I sometimes forget that it is LITERALLY my whole life in there… *blush*

A few years ago, before becoming co-owner of wetkittie.com, I had a mundane, boring job at a “regular” company. “And your point is?”, I hear you say, “don’t we all have boring, mundane jobs?” Well, my point is, at wetkittie, I wouldn’t have been so bloody embarrassed as I was that one fateful day in the not too distant past.

I have a partner who sometimes goes on trips without me and what’s a horny girl to do when her man’s away. Yup – sext.

           Dictionary.com defines sexting as:

“sending of sexually explicit photos, images, text messages, or e-mails by using a cell phone or other mobile device.”

And that’s exactly what I do. But not only photographs which are extremely explicit, but videos too. There I am satisfying myself on camera, flicking, stroking and using toys (which is not easy, I will have you know, trying to hold a cell phone in the perfect position while you’re doing all manner of things to yourself with one hand). And the photographs… OH MY!!

So back to my original story. My man had been away one weekend and the sexting had been done… and there I was talking to my boss the next Monday morning and he had some tips for photo taking with the Iphone and what do I do…. Yup, of course … I hand over my phone for him to take a quick photo and show me some editing (or something or other, my mind has blanked that part out)… when suddenly he’s quiet - very, very quiet and I look up to see him scrolling through my weekend adventures…Well now… How do you explain that? Well, you don’t! You basically sit there getting red in the face and wondering how the hell you’re going to get out of this disaster.

It turned out all right in the end, he was a bit shocked at first, but then seemed to like what he saw, and why wouldn’t he?, he put the phone down and walked away. I’m not too sure who was more embarrassed him or me… Although the cheeky bugger did ask to see them again that afternoon!

But I now remember not to hand over my phone to anyone… just in case!

What’s the most embarrassing photo on your phone? Have you ever been caught out like this? Did you get in trouble?

Kiss and tell..

Kisses,

Fifty Shades.... Better.

The frenzy and hysteria about Fifty Shades of Grey seems to have subsided for a while – at least until the film makes it’s debut, which could be a while seeing as they can’t find a suitable Christian Grey.

“Christian who" I hear you say?? Well unless you’ve been living under a stone for the last year or so, just about everyone on the planet has heard of him. A quick synopsis of the books: Beautiful virgin meets BDSM hunk who decides to bring her into his dungeon fantasies …. Blah, blah, blah… and of course, they all live happily ever after. (Yup, that’s about it). Oh no, you mean it’s not PORN?? Shock, horror. It’s pretty much exactly as its advertised and pushed … Mommy Porn.. which says it all. If you get past all the hype, its just titillation for those mommies who’ve never had really great sex… or have been too scared to try.

The sex scenes are, well, kind of boring. After the first scene you think “Wow, this is going to be good,” but it’s just more of the same over and over ad nauseum. I’ve had better orgasms (or near orgasms) reading Jackie Collins!

So, you’ve seen the book, read the reviews, heard people in the office talk about it in hushed tones and are thinking to yourself… hmmm, what’s this all about then? A bit of BDSM might be something I would like to try out for myself. Might be my cup of tea, as it were. Well, never say I didn’t steer you in the right direction. Pop on over to http://www.wetkittie.net where we have all of the outrageous stuff you might need. This is a sister site to www.wetkittie.com which is mainly sexy clothing and a few toys.

Take this little number for instance:

Jack Boot Flogger

If you are partial to Doc Marten boots and you know a naughty girl (or boy) this is perfect.  Leave a boot print on the buttocks, just for fun!

If this is a little too 'advanced' for you, why not begin with a feather tickler or a soft flogger.  You can find something for you and your partner, however experienced you are, or even if you have no experience at all.  Begin with feathers and soft floggers and then work you way up to the jack boot.  You will get there eventually and if you don't want to go that far, then don't worry about it.  You can go as far as you like.  If you don't like one thing, try something else.

First Time Fetish Flogger

This is perfect for the first timer.. Soft teasing tassels, a sturdy handle and a very handy dandy strap.  Don't want to drop it in the middle of playtime.  You can be as slow or as firm as you like with this one.

Fetish Fantasy Bondage Kit

But of course, we also have bondage kits which have a little of everything you need to have a wonderful evening.  I highly recommend this one, and I should know - I use it all the time... great fun is had by all.

 

So, what are you waiting for - get over to our store and get your freak on.... it's labor day weekend and the only work you should be doing is flogging, spanking, gagging, leashing and anything else you want to do.  There is no one around to stop you this weekend.  The sky's your limit, so they say.  Go baby go...

 

kisses,