Sunday, September 1, 2013

Fifty Shades.... Better.

The frenzy and hysteria about Fifty Shades of Grey seems to have subsided for a while – at least until the film makes it’s debut, which could be a while seeing as they can’t find a suitable Christian Grey.

“Christian who" I hear you say?? Well unless you’ve been living under a stone for the last year or so, just about everyone on the planet has heard of him. A quick synopsis of the books: Beautiful virgin meets BDSM hunk who decides to bring her into his dungeon fantasies …. Blah, blah, blah… and of course, they all live happily ever after. (Yup, that’s about it). Oh no, you mean it’s not PORN?? Shock, horror. It’s pretty much exactly as its advertised and pushed … Mommy Porn.. which says it all. If you get past all the hype, its just titillation for those mommies who’ve never had really great sex… or have been too scared to try.

The sex scenes are, well, kind of boring. After the first scene you think “Wow, this is going to be good,” but it’s just more of the same over and over ad nauseum. I’ve had better orgasms (or near orgasms) reading Jackie Collins!

So, you’ve seen the book, read the reviews, heard people in the office talk about it in hushed tones and are thinking to yourself… hmmm, what’s this all about then? A bit of BDSM might be something I would like to try out for myself. Might be my cup of tea, as it were. Well, never say I didn’t steer you in the right direction. Pop on over to http://www.wetkittie.net where we have all of the outrageous stuff you might need. This is a sister site to www.wetkittie.com which is mainly sexy clothing and a few toys.

Take this little number for instance:

Jack Boot Flogger

If you are partial to Doc Marten boots and you know a naughty girl (or boy) this is perfect.  Leave a boot print on the buttocks, just for fun!

If this is a little too 'advanced' for you, why not begin with a feather tickler or a soft flogger.  You can find something for you and your partner, however experienced you are, or even if you have no experience at all.  Begin with feathers and soft floggers and then work you way up to the jack boot.  You will get there eventually and if you don't want to go that far, then don't worry about it.  You can go as far as you like.  If you don't like one thing, try something else.




First Time Fetish Flogger

This is perfect for the first timer.. Soft teasing tassels, a sturdy handle and a very handy dandy strap.  Don't want to drop it in the middle of playtime.  You can be as slow or as firm as you like with this one.


But of course, we also have bondage kits which have a little of everything you need to have a wonderful evening.  I highly recommend this one, and I should know - I use it all the time... great fun is had by all.
 
So, what are you waiting for - get over to our store and get your freak on.... it's labor day weekend and the only work you should be doing is flogging, spanking, gagging, leashing and anything else you want to do.  There is no one around to stop you this weekend.  The sky's your limit, so they say.  Go baby go...
 
kisses,
 

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