Fifty Shades.... Better.

The frenzy and hysteria about Fifty Shades of Grey seems to have subsided for a while – at least until the film makes it’s debut, which could be a while seeing as they can’t find a suitable Christian Grey.

“Christian who" I hear you say?? Well unless you’ve been living under a stone for the last year or so, just about everyone on the planet has heard of him. A quick synopsis of the books: Beautiful virgin meets BDSM hunk who decides to bring her into his dungeon fantasies …. Blah, blah, blah… and of course, they all live happily ever after. (Yup, that’s about it). Oh no, you mean it’s not PORN?? Shock, horror. It’s pretty much exactly as its advertised and pushed … Mommy Porn.. which says it all. If you get past all the hype, its just titillation for those mommies who’ve never had really great sex… or have been too scared to try.

The sex scenes are, well, kind of boring. After the first scene you think “Wow, this is going to be good,” but it’s just more of the same over and over ad nauseum. I’ve had better orgasms (or near orgasms) reading Jackie Collins!

So, you’ve seen the book, read the reviews, heard people in the office talk about it in hushed tones and are thinking to yourself… hmmm, what’s this all about then? A bit of BDSM might be something I would like to try out for myself. Might be my cup of tea, as it were. Well, never say I didn’t steer you in the right direction. Pop on over to http://www.wetkittie.net where we have all of the outrageous stuff you might need. This is a sister site to www.wetkittie.com which is mainly sexy clothing and a few toys.

Take this little number for instance:

Jack Boot Flogger

If you are partial to Doc Marten boots and you know a naughty girl (or boy) this is perfect.  Leave a boot print on the buttocks, just for fun!

If this is a little too 'advanced' for you, why not begin with a feather tickler or a soft flogger.  You can find something for you and your partner, however experienced you are, or even if you have no experience at all.  Begin with feathers and soft floggers and then work you way up to the jack boot.  You will get there eventually and if you don't want to go that far, then don't worry about it.  You can go as far as you like.  If you don't like one thing, try something else.

First Time Fetish Flogger

This is perfect for the first timer.. Soft teasing tassels, a sturdy handle and a very handy dandy strap.  Don't want to drop it in the middle of playtime.  You can be as slow or as firm as you like with this one.

Fetish Fantasy Bondage Kit

But of course, we also have bondage kits which have a little of everything you need to have a wonderful evening.  I highly recommend this one, and I should know - I use it all the time... great fun is had by all.

 

So, what are you waiting for - get over to our store and get your freak on.... it's labor day weekend and the only work you should be doing is flogging, spanking, gagging, leashing and anything else you want to do.  There is no one around to stop you this weekend.  The sky's your limit, so they say.  Go baby go...

 

kisses,

 

Something for the weekend?

Back in the day when a gentleman would go for a haircut he would be asked "Something for the weekend sir?"  Now if you don't know what that means, he was asking if the "gentleman" wanted condoms, just in case (although how much of a gentleman that made him, I'm not sure - a little presumptuous actually).  Things have certainly changed and you can now buy condoms, without embarrassment, in just about any store you go in.  The stigma of being "ready" has certainly gone, in fact, it's now encouraged.  Which brings me around to my topic today... being ready for anything. 

A couple of weekends ago, we had some friends over for drinks and snacks.  Eventually, the conversation lulled, the drinks kicked in and the sun beat down, causing someone to ask if we should jump in the spa.  Well, hello!  of course - there were no bikinis or trunks, but that's never stopped us before and it didn't stop us this time.

Four naked bodies in one spa makes for a fun day.  A few more drinks get the imaginations going wild and suddenly we're thinking how fun it would be to have a slip-n-slide ..... hmmmm.... imagination overload.  What can be done about this?  Well, lets get innovative and find what we need. 

Home Made Slip-N-Slide:

1. Husky Painter's Plastic
2. Coconut Oil
3. Fun (sexy) People
4. Imagination

Lay out the plastic on the ground - cut to size (we used a square about 10x10) - cover yourself in coconut oil - get frisky.

I think you can use your own imagination about what happened after that.  Just let me say, it was more Twister than Slip-n-Slide.  (*grin*)  But wow... this is something you really, really need to try.

But a word of warning - use thicker painters plastic.  We used the only thing we had and it was way too thin and kept ripping at the most inopportune moments.  For best results, it would probably be better to use a tarp or something similar.  The coconut oil is much slicker than water, and its good for your skin! (a win-win situation)

And the moral of this story?  Next time you're in Lowes or Home Depot with a boring household decorating project, think to yourself "Something for the Weekend?"  It's amazing what you can find to spice up your life in the most mundane places.

Have you ever used a household item for something other than what it was intended?  What's the wildest thing you've done with a kitchen utensil?

Why not let your imagination run wild this weekend....

Kisses,
Miss. Kittie

And Then It Hit Me....

So, here’s the thing, we’ve got a new blog, well nowadays everybody has a blog don’t they.. the thing is, what do you write about?? How do I know what you want to hear. What will interest you and make you laugh a little - hopefully not enough for you to pee your pants - but then maybe that would be good to. We all have our little quirks, don’t we?

As I’m sitting here in front of my computer, my mind is racing. What if I bore everyone to death, what if no one comes? This is supposed to be a sexy place, somewhere to share our new lingerie items and tell stories, share ideas for new competitions and the like. I personally follow a blog and there is a photo-a-day prompt, but would that work here? Do we want to see everyone’s bits displayed on Instagram every day? What could be imaginative and erotic for one person could possibly upset someone else.

And then it hit me ... Let’s just do whatever we want. If you are here, you want to be here. If you are a sexy beast, then nothing should upset you when it comes to people’s bits and pieces being displayed in public. Not that we are condoning wandering the streets in the all together – that might just get you in a little bit of trouble. (Those police types tend not to have a sense of humor where public nudity is concerned).

If you want to post a photo on Instagram, use the hashtag #wetkittie so we can all take a peek. We will have our account up and running in a while, so don’t forget to follow us when we get around to actually setting it up. Meanwhile, I should be getting back to uploading more delicious lingerie and dresses on our website. www.wetkittie.com

Miss K xxx