Sun, Sea and....Sex!

Well you might have noticed I've been gone for a while... did you notice... hello??? anyone out there??  Yes, we were on vacation - and what a vacation it was. 

You may think of a vacation as relaxing, sight seeing, sunbathing, tan lines, a few drinks and then a few more.  But this was a whole different kind of vacation which consisted of relaxing, drinking, sex, sunbathing, sex, no tan lines, sex, dancing, sex, drinking, sex, swimming, sex, Jacuzzi-ing (is that even a word?)  But, yes you get it, there was a whole LOT of sex going on around that cruise ship and what a good time was had by all.

A full ship lifestyle takeover - who could ask for more.  From morning to night just a sexually charged atmosphere.  You may remember a while back I blogged about the theme nights - well, they were even more sexy than I would have thought.  So, let's take a look at some of the nights shall we?? 

There was sexy super hero night... of course, superman (or woman)

Super ... Boobs!

Then there were :
The Great Gatsby Night  ..
and Fetish Night ....

And Mardi Gras Masquerade

 

There we a few more nights, but pictures are not available yet... But just let it be said - a brilliant time was had by all.  Even down to being watched having sex on the balcony by the neighbors in the cabin above - how they didn't fall overboard is anyone's guess!

 

Many new friendships were made and we can't wait for the next one. 

 

If you ever want to try it out, just take a look here and say hello to Lynne!

 

Have you ever been on a lifestyle cruise?  Where did you go and how was it?  Do tell.... 

Hot... and a Bit Bothered!



THIS IS ONLY AN EXAMPLE!



As most ladies know, you either have curly hair that you hate, or you have straight hair - that you hate!  Either way, nobody is satisfied.  I am one of the straight hair brigade, so straight in fact that if I only blow dried it I would look like I had straw sitting on my head.  In fact, that’s unkind to straw – straw has more body.  So it is with regret that I have to use a curling iron/tongs every day, no matter what.  And here’s the thing…. Ladies, if you are going to curl your hair with an iron and you are in the least bit clumsy be very careful. 

There I was just last week getting ready for work, not in any particular hurry, standing before the mirror in my knickers (only my knickers) and curling my hair.  Now, I’m not the most coordinated person at times, mornings being worse, so as I’m standing there, breasts exposed to the world (or at least to my bathroom) I drop the curling iron…. Yes, I said it, I DROPPED IT!  And where in the world would you think it would land… on the floor?  In the sink? On the counter?  Oh no…. the bloody thing landed right on my left breast…!  Oh shit you might say…. Well that and ‘Ouch’ were not the only words I muttered at that moment.  There may have been a slight scream as well.

I’m quite proud of my breasts, a perfect 36C with cute little nipples.  However, for the last week, I’ve had to have a bandage thingy over the one side so that I don’t get a scar.  Trust me, that doesn’t look too good when you’re wearing a low cut top.  However, my man has taken quite a liking to playing doctor and applying ointment to the burn a few more times a day than is actually necessary.  I could quite get used to all this attention.   I just hope I don't get a massive scar that will ruin those perfect globes because that would bother me.

Oh, and have I mentioned I have a naked cruise coming up in a few weeks... how inconvenient! 

Have you ever burned a private part?  What is the most embarrasing thing you've damaged as a result of your own clumsiness or stupidity?

Kisses,

Miss Kittie 

All.... Aboard!

I’m so excited – we’ve just booked an adults only cruise to the Caribbean. Hmmm… you say, adults only? Oh heck yeah… no bloody kids running around, no screaming babies, no uptight parents running after their children, no sticky handprints on your tan and lots and lots of sexy men and women to get to know.

This will be our third or fourth cruise, au naturel. And what better fun – sailing around the ocean with not a care in the world, as much alcohol as you can handle and if you feel like it, absolutely butt naked! {and who wouldn’t feel like it}

The best part of these cruises (except for the nightlife and sex) has got to be the nightly ‘themes.’ A great opportunity to bring out your inner vamp.

On this cruise some of the themes are:

• 70’s Night
• Sexy Lingerie Party 
• Great Gatsby
• Fetish and Vampire 

Who wouldn't enjoy getting all dolled up each night? Of course, the lingerie night is a no brainer because I work at WWW.WETKITTIE.COM and that's what we do. But, we also have Halloween costumes at this time of year, so I'm sure I can find something to fit each night. I'm beginning to think Superman never looked so good. I'm sure I can find a wonderful ship-mate!

What's the best Halloween costume you've ever worn?  How sexy was it?  Have you ever been on an adults only vacation and just how much fun did you have??  Discuss......

Kisses,

Kittie