Something for the weekend?

Back in the day when a gentleman would go for a haircut he would be asked "Something for the weekend sir?"  Now if you don't know what that means, he was asking if the "gentleman" wanted condoms, just in case (although how much of a gentleman that made him, I'm not sure - a little presumptuous actually).  Things have certainly changed and you can now buy condoms, without embarrassment, in just about any store you go in.  The stigma of being "ready" has certainly gone, in fact, it's now encouraged.  Which brings me around to my topic today... being ready for anything. 

A couple of weekends ago, we had some friends over for drinks and snacks.  Eventually, the conversation lulled, the drinks kicked in and the sun beat down, causing someone to ask if we should jump in the spa.  Well, hello!  of course - there were no bikinis or trunks, but that's never stopped us before and it didn't stop us this time.

Four naked bodies in one spa makes for a fun day.  A few more drinks get the imaginations going wild and suddenly we're thinking how fun it would be to have a slip-n-slide ..... hmmmm.... imagination overload.  What can be done about this?  Well, lets get innovative and find what we need. 

Home Made Slip-N-Slide:

1. Husky Painter's Plastic
2. Coconut Oil
3. Fun (sexy) People
4. Imagination

Lay out the plastic on the ground - cut to size (we used a square about 10x10) - cover yourself in coconut oil - get frisky.

I think you can use your own imagination about what happened after that.  Just let me say, it was more Twister than Slip-n-Slide.  (*grin*)  But wow... this is something you really, really need to try.

But a word of warning - use thicker painters plastic.  We used the only thing we had and it was way too thin and kept ripping at the most inopportune moments.  For best results, it would probably be better to use a tarp or something similar.  The coconut oil is much slicker than water, and its good for your skin! (a win-win situation)

And the moral of this story?  Next time you're in Lowes or Home Depot with a boring household decorating project, think to yourself "Something for the Weekend?"  It's amazing what you can find to spice up your life in the most mundane places.

Have you ever used a household item for something other than what it was intended?  What's the wildest thing you've done with a kitchen utensil?

Why not let your imagination run wild this weekend....

Kisses,
Miss. Kittie

Endless Summer

Is summer over yet? Most people say its over on Labor Day…. Well we say, nope, it’s not over until you are too cold to wear a bikini or any other sexy little number, come to think of it. And in the life we lead, it apparently is NEVER over. There are always parties to go to where the dress code is little or nothing. It might be chilly outside, but if you’ve got friends and lovers to hug, then that’s not a problem at all.

Take this net outfit, for example. I recently wore this on a trip to Mexico. Perfect weather, perfect outfit – funny looking tan… but that’s beside the point. There’s something about fishnet that makes your curves look great, enhancing in all the right places and it doesn’t matter how big, or small you are, you look great. Oh and I had an absolutely fabulous time (in case you were interested).

Now you don’t have to wear the whole outfit. Of course you can just wear the stars and thong, or then again you could just wear the net. It all depends on what you have planned for the day/evening/night.

Net Crop Top and Boyshorts

It just so happens we have a few of these and they are on sale right now… only $20 and who could ask for more. They were originally selling for more but lets say this is our “end of summer” sale. So go on, go get one because summer will last as long as you want it to – take my word for it.

Luvs,

Miss. Kittie

Mixology 101...?

I am a master mixologist…. Even if I do say so myself!

I’ve become bored with Rum and Coke, Vodka and Orange, even Vodka and Red Bull… they are so blasé nowadays, don’t you think? Everybody drinks the same thing, it seems - whatever the recent favorite is of the rich and famous. Ha, but not me, (okay maybe a little, I did mention Red Bull and Vodka didn’t I?) I have become, yes, a mixologist. But only in my kitchen.

What this actually means is that I go to my kitchen, stand on the stool so I can reach the alcohol cupboard, which for some reason is really high up, and take out a number of different alcoholic beverages…. And begin to mix! Sometimes the resulting concoctions are not as nice as you would expect them to be – for example Captain Morgan Tattoo Rum and orange juice is bloody awful! Don't say I didn't warn you.

But this weekend I have found a winner…. Drum roll please…

Mango and Passion Fruit Vodka with Club Soda and a slice of Grapefruit. Yes, that’s right, I said grapefruit – which you squeeze into the drink just before you drink it. Oh yum.. you can hear angels singing with your first sip and they just get louder the more you drink (or was that just ‘cos I was getting drunk?)

It's the absolute perfect drink for either a night out or while sitting by the pool AND ladies... the vodka is a skinny version - only 78 calories per drink. My vodka of choice was Smirnoff Vodka Sorbet Light Mango Passionfruit. And it's absolutely wonderful.

Smirnoff Vodka Light

Oh, and on a side note, I would like to say hello to everyone at Smirnoff - I love your product (hmmm... maybe I will get a few samples in the mail)...

kisses,

This is Us

Well, this is all very new..

Here we are in blog land and as you know, kats are a little skittish in new surroundings. Bear (or bare) with us if you will and let us get used to our new 'home away from home' on the internet and we will soon be regaling you with, hopefully, stories and articles that will make you blush, or at least glow a bit.

If you follow us regularly, you'll see we will occasionally have coupon codes (just for our blog friends), competitions and other special surprises every now and then.

So... let the fun begin.